Author Topic: Slay That Dragon  (Read 32968 times)

He says he is an atheist.


I call bullstuff on his stongeyness.

The dragon tells you that you are in Soviet Russia, and that his strongyness calls bullstuff on you.

I dissipate.

He makes sure you are dead by breathing fire where you once were.

I observe this squander from a hidden camera.

The camera goes boom
I call the troops!

The troops fall up the stairs and never make it.

I drop a nuke-from 100 miles away...

It hits a nearby city.

I say hi.

The dragon says "With all these random people trying to kill me, I'm getting HUNGRY. GET IN MAH BELLY."

I use a chainsaw to take the dragon's head off

Your chainsaw is too small!

I build a wall around the whole cave.

dragon knocks them all down

i slice at him and do a barrel roll

Dragon ALSO barrel rolls. He squashes you flat in doing so.

I skin the dragon.

He regrows it and eats you.

I die.

You die.

I throw a pill bottle into his mouth, and wait for overdose/Louis.

Louis gets eaten.


I use a mininuke on him.

The cave has a blast door. You are unhappy to find out that the cave is a Nuke shelter.

I realize that everything we try is futile, and decide to do nothing.

The dragon eats you because you did nothing.

I leave this thread.