Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Sirrus]

When this reaches 1000, will this thread end?

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

548. Open the milk case, pull a bunch out and try to shove yourself into the room behind the milk.

[Sabbin]

549. Walk in with a handful of stuff.

[Welknair]

550. Pick a random person and follow them. Stare at them and say nothing.

[Man 2]

548. Open the milk case, pull a bunch out and try to shove yourself into the room behind the milk.

Or for those with a job in Wal-Mart:
551: Hide in the room behind the milk and thrust your hand out at anyone who tries to get milk.

[ipodmemorizer55]

552. Put tissue boxes up random people's asses
553. Claim you're Osama Bin Laden

[blocula]

554.Get inside a fridge and dance around eating all the ice cream!

[Welknair]

555. Go to one of the checkout areas and pretend you're a clerk. Then just take their credit card and run around the store screaming "ALL YOUR CREDIT ARE BELONG TO US"

[Shinji]

2.

[blocula]

556.Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

557.If an employee comes within 30 ft scream “GET AWAY FROM ME!!!” Then run out of the store screaming

558. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom

[Welknair]

559. Shout Klingon at someone from a distance of less than 6 inches. Draconic works too.

[Shinji]

1000. We're done.

[aml]

600. Don't and say you did.

[Welknair]

601. Rip off your clothes and start cartwheeling around the store shouting "WOO!! I'M INVISIBLE!!"

Source:http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html

[Volko]

Strip down in the rodent trap aisle, then head to the fish section, butt-ball naked, and pleasure yourself in front of the fish.