At the begining of the year at my school, students roamed freely on this great expanse of land we know as the interwebs. But the king imposed a strict rule upon the land and used a brute force to patrol it. Luckily, certain "free" lands (Known as the proxy federation) were eager to help the students' struggle. They helped students traverse heavily guarded lands with the topmost secrecy. With the PF's help, students were exploring the lands of FB and games and such. But then the task force blockaded the all lands joined by the PF (containing the word "Proxy", except a few whitelisted sites such as Dictionary.com) and everyone was sadface. An unknown hero who commanded the army known as "Ultrasurf" stationed this army in one of my marketing teachers' lands where they were conducting a project in the shared kingdom (drive). This army (Or proxy program, as some call it. Sorry if terminology is wrong, I didn't research into program based proxies for upcoming reasons) fought back at the brute force and allowed students to visit their favorite lands and there was much feasting and celebration. But, on one unfortunate day, everyone associated with the army was exiled for 2 weeks and the army was forever destroyed. People wept openly. And, alas, things seemed hopeless.
But, a new era is rising! A small group of rebels (Myself included) have found our savior. He is a man on a mission to free the lands of the interwebs of this evil censorship imposed upon us! For every week, he release forms a new army for to our humble group and gives us the task of directing them to benefit students everywhere!
TL;DR: There has been a lot of proxy uses and bannings.
Also, today I made a .bat file that continually opens CMD until the computer hangs and powers off. I named it "Proxy.bat" and put it in my schools shared folder. :D
