Alter Ego - A Online Life Simulator.

[Slugger]

10:31 PM - Skip: "You have just been informed that Antoinette can be found on pages 56-63 in the current issue of Genthouse magazine."
10:31 PM - Skip: . . .
10:31 PM - Skip: "Relationship status: You're going steady with Antoinette."
10:31 PM - Skip: BULLstuff
10:31 PM - Skip: SKIP DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY

Gimme your steam ID so we can chat. Also lol'd

[Ad Bot]

[Demian]

Okay time to relive my life as a lovey woman. The bypass didn't work out too well on my +65 year old single heart.

Edit: Awws. I was looking forward to some hot lesbian action but you can't be gay yet. D=

[Rekuddo]

Anybody else just play as a female and skip until you're a teen and jerk off to the love scenarios?

[Shinji]

Anybody else just play as a female and skip until you're a teen and jerk off to the love scenarios?

or lesbian love scenarios?

[Rekuddo]

or lesbian love scenarios?

Forreal?

[Demian]

Bitch left me at the altar. It's decided. forget the ho's get tons o' moneys and die a rich old cranky man!

[nickbond1]

Bitch left me at the altar. It's decided. forget the ho's get tons o' moneys and die a rich old cranky man!

While playing baseball.

[MegaScientifical]

While playing baseball.

And eating McDonalds.

[Rainbow]

Thats how I roll.

Kid has some anger issues and trys to chase me down, walks away calmly and watches him get hit by a car

[Slugger]

Bitch left me at the altar. It's decided. forget the ho's get tons o' moneys and die a rich old cranky man!

I was contemplating this most of the time, decided against it, I need children to pass my money down to!

So now Im going to make a perfect guy again, I have trouble making a character with a stuffty life.

Yes, I can certainly understand how troublesome it can seem to be evicted unexpectedly. You have every right to feel angry. You were getting a little too big to be carried around in your mom's belly -- those backaches were really starting to get on her nerves.

Besides, your dad had to suffer through a lot for the past couple of months and wasn't exactly Mr. Sunshine either. Get ready to be born in a flurry of waving arms, screams and a slap on the bottom.

Happy Birthday, and welcome to the world. From now on, life will begin to change rapidly. You will have to learn to accept responsibility, build up your resources, and manage yourself physically and emotionally.

The events that transpire over the course of the next few days include:

You are the most beautiful baby in the maternity ward and everyone takes your picture.
You develop an allergy to milk and have to be given special formula.
The doctors note that your breathing is a bit irregular and suggest special monitoring equipment to avoid serious problems.

Money: 70  WHAT, HOW, WHA, WHEN, WHERE?

Dad realizes that you are alone with the hot iron and calls you in to him.
You run into the room and trip over the iron cord.
The iron falls on the floor and burns a hole in the carpet. It's not your fault.

It is random Im guessing

You have just passed through INFANCY. A brief look at your life up to this time shows the following:

Your family life has been:
Positive and nurturant, and as a result you have begun to form the critical bonds that are important during this phase of life.

Physically you have been:
A healthy baby.

Socially, during this phase in life, nothing much is really expected of you. After all, you're still much too young to throw a successful roostertail party, and frankly, anyone who still dribbles on himself probably wouldn't make the ideal dinner guest. However, by now there are some things you should have mastered. Your progress in this area shows:

You have been the type of child who charms the lollipops off people. You have been the type of child who is huggable and gets his cheeks pinched by old ladies with bright red lipstick.

Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...

You are not exactly the type of child who could be trusted to wash his hands before coming to the dinner table. If there is a piece of cake sitting in the refrigerator at noon, chances are it will be in your tummy by dinner.

Your Thoughtfulness characteristic really doesn't count for much in this module. Most children often find themselves at the mercy of their whims and impulses. You are allowed to be cranky now. People will tolerate it much better than when you are a teen-ager. Then your whining and carrying on will seem more objectionable.

One thing about your character that has a tendency to put people off is your aggressiveness. You are the type of baby who likes to pull on loose pieces of clothing, hair and any bulbous fleshy object that comes within your reach. You are going to have to learn the meaning of "make nice."

That wraps up your status for the first module. I hope you like yourself. If not, you can always try to improve yourself in the modules to come. There's plenty of time.

Olord

You open the door very quietly. Mommy seems to be on top of Dad and they are moving around making funny noises. They look a bit like they're fighting, but they don't seem to be hurting one another. You get a very funny feeling in your stomach, like butterflies, and run back in your room.

When you choose calm instead of disturbed, uh yea that happens.

[Skorpion]

He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away.
He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over

Fock.

[Slugger]

He opens the door on your side. You turn to run away.
He catches you and drags you into the car. You are kidnapped, tortured and eventually killed. This game is over

Fock.

Just stand there, then run away

You take off your clothes and Cindy gives you a thorough examination. You think you might be doing something wrong but it is great fun. When it is your turn to be Doctor...

Cindy takes off her clothes and you compare the similarities and the differences in your respective anatomies. She definitely has a major part missing. You suspect that she broke it off by accident one day.

No sissy mom yelling at me now!

You return the note and wait for another response.
All of a sudden, you hear Mrs. Henessey say to your friend, "Mr. Bradley would you care to share your little secret with the rest of the class?"
Jimmy Bradley looks at the teacher with innocent eyes. He points to you and says,"He was just passing me this homework assignment, Mrs. Henessey." She says,"Bring it up here." He shows it to her. Mrs. Henessey reads it and looks at you sternly. Then she looks at Jimmy. She says,"Mr. Bradley, do you take me for some kind of fool? I can tell your terrible handwriting a mile away. Get to the principal's office!"

loving OWNED BITCH, BLAMING ME.

[ArcadeOfMISTER]

You have just passed through INFANCY. A brief look at your life up to this time shows the following:

Your family life has been:
Positive and nurturant, and as a result you have begun to form the critical bonds that are important during this phase of life.


Physically you have been:
A healthy baby.


Socially, during this phase in life, nothing much is really expected of you. After all, you're still much too young to throw a successful roostertail party, and frankly, anyone who still dribbles on himself probably wouldn't make the ideal dinner guest. However, by now there are some things you should have mastered. Your progress in this area shows:


You have been the type of child that Mom could trust in department stores.


Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...


What a trustworthy lad you are turning out to be. You will probably join the Boy Scouts of America in the next module. On the one hand your trustworthiness is a desired trait. On the other, I am curious why you don't explore your environment a bit more, get into things a bit.


For instance, haven't you ever wondered what that zipper on the side of your mother's pillow is for? Well, then, UNZIP it!


Your Thoughtfulness characteristic really doesn't count for much in this module. Most children often find themselves at the mercy of their whims and impulses. You are allowed to be cranky now. People will tolerate it much better than when you are a teen-ager. Then your whining and carrying on will seem more objectionable.


You are a gentle baby, one of those adorable little kids that learns to give kisses at an early age and knows how to "make nice." This helps you along socially now. Fifteen years or so from now, you are going to keep a closer tab on those hot lips, but for now anyone is fair game.


People will love you so much, they won't even mind when you leave them with all of those contagious childhood coughs and colds kids have a tendency to spread.


That wraps up your status for the first module. I hope you like yourself. If not, you can always try to improve yourself in the modules to come. There's plenty of time.

[Slugger]

Your fist makes firm contact with the boy's nose. He reels back and falls on the floor. As you stand there breathing heavily, you watch him get up. The crowd is cheering you on. The boy staggers to his feet and is being laughed at by everyone.
The boy starts crying and runs away.

starfish owned, broiski.

You have just passed through the CHILDHOOD phase of life.

Family life is progressing very well. Dad is still the greatest hero of all time, and Mom is pretty terrific, too.

Physically, you are healthy. You contract the standard fare of childhood diseases, assorted sniffles, coughs, bumps and stomach aches.

Socially, this can be an awkward phase of life, especially when you hit the ripe old age of nine or ten. Should you like girls? Should you not like girls? Decisions, decisions. All in all, you are extremely loveable. You are well-mannered and respectful of adults. I may be mistaken, but I see a little bit of a Cassonova-In-Training.

Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...

Your trustworthiness and sense of fair play are commendable. You are an honest child, but no tattle-tale either.

The degree to which you display aggressive types of behavior is somewhat alarming. You can be nasty and spiteful at times.

You are about to enter adolescence. It is a somewhat hectic time of life, full of surprises. There will be many very high highs, and many low lows. With each year you will gain responsibilities.

You may also notice that people will begin to start forgiving you less for things previously described as mere childhood habits. You will be expected to leave your burping and other questionable talents in the social circles where they are unanimously approved of -- your peer group.

Oh, yes...then there's the matter of girls. If you haven't noticed them much in this phase, watch out. They've noticed you!!

Family relations are good right now. Dad looks at you with a fake serious face and says, "Yeah, those things are a real menace to society, son. Thank goodness you came out of it in one piece!" He chuckles and walks away, reflecting on his own past.

I wish my dad was like that, I said I got caught in a vacuum cleaner

You have just passed through the ADOLESCENCE phase of life.

Family life can be very rough during adolescence. Even though your family expects you to take charge of your life, no one wants to let you have the freedom to do what you want.

Judging by your progress through life so far, your family life has been quite good, all things considered. Family members can be pains, but no one seems to mind it when you overhaul your hair for three hours every morning in the bathroom.

Physically you have been a healthy young man. Your body image may have been a little bit of a concern to you during this phase, but you seem strong physically.

Socially, this phase of life does present its share of problems. Most of these problems fall into the category of girls. Life must have been pretty simple before they showed up. Your social adjustment to this phase of life has been remarkable.

You are developing a relationship with Cindy so you see how tricky things can get.

Now, regarding your emotional development...

You are a remarkably trustworthy young man. This trait is bound to take you far, emotionally and vocationally. You are developing into the type of adult that people can confide in. Unfortunately, the burden that comes along with this characteristic, is the tendency for people to tell you their problems.

It looks like you have had your share of testing the limits and doing things on the spur of the moment. It also looks like some of those things haven't really turned out for the better. Risk-taking is a large part of this phase of life. You should take care that you don't let it evolve into plain old foolishness later.

You seem to be enjoying most of what you do. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.

Even though an occasional explosive outburst is common in most adolescents, you seem to have everything well under control. You seem to be sensitive and gentle.

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, you also have plenty of common sense.

Now that your adolescence is almost over it's time to be hurled out there into the abyss of the REAL WORLD. (I'll bet you didn't know that everything you did so far was part of the fake world.)

It's tough to find a decent place to live these days, you know.

Now that you have thought about some of the major preparations, the weeks fly by until your wedding date.

Your wedding day seems to be going along perfectly. It will surely be a memorable occasion. Unfortunately the best man has a fight with his girlfriend and arrives two hours late (with a black eye).

Your wedding night comes and you climb into bed with eager anticipation. Cindy is in the bathroom getting ready to join you. The door opens....

Cindy looks resplendent in her TURTLENECK FLANNEL PAJAMAS WITH THE LITTLE SLIPPER FEET ATTATCHED TO THE PANTS! EEEEEEEEEEEEK! Believe it or not, she is terrified of having love with you, and there is no getting her to try.

You fall asleep wondering if she will get over this...hoping that she will get over this...praying like you've never prayed before that she'll get over this...begging...

The next morning the two of you get ready to leave for your honeymoon.

The irony that Im married to the girl I played doctor with, lol.

You have just passed through YOUNG ADULTHOOD.

This may have been a time in your life when family activities took a back seat to establishing some independence. In general, your family relationships are good.

Physically you have been healthy. You have probably reached your peak physically. Any abuse you dish out to yourself now is likely to leave its mark.

You have wisely chosen to stay away from drinking and drugs to a large extent.

In this phase of life some of the issues you have faced are: what crowd of people to associate with and what material items bring recognition from them. Somewhere along the line you may have devoted a portion of your life to a worthy social cause like a charity event or the Peace Corps. Your social skills are excellent.

Congratulations on your marriage to Cindy.

Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...

Your trustworthiness and sense of fair play are commendable. You are an honest man, but there is always room for improvement.

Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job of keeping your wilder side under control.

You seem to be enjoying yourself. Even though you experience "the blues" every once in a while, it's nice to see that you are not having a depressed, traumatized life.

You can be sensible and understanding.

You are usually cool, calm and collected.

Vocationally, you are doing well.

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, you also have plenty of common sense.

By this time, you may have been feeling a bit of pressure to achieve, get ahead, buy a house or possibly even (gasp!) settle down. You have gone through quite a range of experiences already, but there is a great deal more to come.

MacGratulations! Your product is accepted!!! You earn approximately $500,000 in Resources. You become an overnight legend in the fast food business.

Hell yea

You have just passed through ADULTHOOD.

Your family life has been good.

Physically you have been healthy, but every once in a while you get an ache or a pain that can knock you out of action for a few days at a time.

You have wisely chosen to stay away from drinking and drugs.

At this station in life you have probably chosen to associate with a select group of cohorts. In general, your social skills are excellent.

I hope that you and Cindy are enjoying your lives together.

Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...

You are a very trustworthy person.

Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job keeping your wilder side under control.

You are taking life pretty seriously, aren't you? While you are far from depressed, it sometimes seems that you don't always strive to be the happiest person you can be.

You can be sensible and understanding.

You are usually cool, calm and collected.

Vocationally, you are doing well, despite the day to day hassles and problems at work.

You certainly have a good head on your shoulders. You are not only book-smart, you also have plenty of common sense.

As you approach the middle years of life, age will probably play a more central role in your experience than it has in your past. For some individuals, the middle years are a time of depression and regret. For others they mark the beginning of a settling down period of contentment.

Life can always be as rich and full as you want it to be. You might not be able to climb the highest tree in the forest anymore, but now may be the first time that you allow yourself to experience its beauty without needing to conquer or possess it.

You awake one morning and in the confusion of being still in a daze, you remember...

THIS IS Peter's wedding day!

You hurry to get ready, making sure all of the last minute arrangements are made. The ceremony is truly heartwarming. My, children do grow up fast. As you watch your handsome son walk down the aisle, your chest swells with pride.

A few more steps and he'll be on his own. For a moment you are filled with overwhelming sadness. Suddenly, you begin to think about the pattering of little feet running around the house again. A whole new generation of blessings to come. You say the word "Grandpa" to yourself, not thinking about the age associated with it, just the two words "grand" and "father."

You have just passed through MIDDLE ADULTHOOD.

Your family life has been good.

During this phase of life your body doesn't always respond the way your mind would like it to. A sore back after a hard day's work or sore feet and legs after a long walk are not uncommon. In general, you are very fit, for a man your age.

Fortunately, you don't have to worry about drugs or alcohol ruining your health.

Socially you are doing quite well.

I hope that you and Cindy are enjoying your lives together.

Now, regarding your emotional and personality development...

You are a very trustworthy person.

Even though we all have our secrets, you are doing a very good job keeping your wilder side under control.

You seemed to have negotiated your "midlife crCIA" without becoming depressed.

You can be sensible and understanding.

You are usually cool, calm and collected.

People see you as an extremely wise person. They rely on you often for advice and are pleased with the results they get from interacting with you.

The next phase of life is full of mixed blessings. You may feel old and lonely some days, and cheerful and strong on others. Our society certainly has its share of prejudices against older folks, but you can have rich and rewarding experiences despite this.

You will have your chance to thumb your nose at people who think you are too old to live it up a little. After all, you were doing most of these things (and enjoying them) long before these people were toilet trained.

After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...



this will go on forever...

Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.

I love this game so much.

[Camera]

And then you get stabbed.