Earth 5.0 - Welcome to Terra (discussion)

[Thar]

Tharsha's cinemas are filled up, watching the doom of Terra play out as K'real, clay monsters, and moon ships come out of nowhere and rape everyone. Popcorn supplies are running low. Switching to cotton candy...

Meanwhile the cannons are running fullblast shooting stuff on the surface.

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

Off of the surface of this object sprout giant floating "islands", with greenish bristles on their tops. Each of these islands is around 20 kilometers long and they begin to head towards all major cities on the planet.

Several of these large cruisers sink into the ground, crushing cities. Soon after, the strange material coating their surface spreads across the ground.

[Amade]

I help Thar and Wizzeh and Tingles and Queepeer with the bombing.

[battlebrain]

Good job at not accomplishing anything guys.

[Qwepir]

im not bombing anything go away you guys

the clay creature, now a worm about the size of a man, keeps burrowing deeper and deeper, adding more and more mass to itself

[Wizzeh]

My race prevents me from taking part in diplomacy but if I could I'd thank amade.

[xxxxkill]

...



forget you people.

[Thar]

im not bombing anything go away you guys

the clay creature, now a worm about the size of a man, keeps burrowing deeper and deeper, adding more and more mass to itself

WARNING: POPCORN RESERVES ARE DEPLETED DEPLOYING COTTON CANDY CLOUDS AND CHOCOLATE MILK RAIN

[Wizzeh]

A gargantuan swarm of insect-sized creatures begin devouring the planet for its resources.

[Tingalz]

A gargantuan swarm of insect-sized creatures begin devouring the planet for its resources.

But the flesh material from the planet spreads faster and soon wizzeh is dead

[Wizzeh]

nNO!!!!!! I GOT HERE FIRST!!!!1!

[battlebrain]

nNO!!!!!! I GOT HERE FIRST!!!!1!

Are you trolling?

[Qwepir]

the rockworm has grown enough in size that it is beginning to cause seismic disturbances
peekarican scientists have noticed increased activity in this area

[Wizzeh]

No battle I'm mad that tingalz is cheating.

[Thar]

nNO!!!!!! I GOT HERE FIRST!!!!1!

Tharsha's orbit means that it's running over K'real hive stuff.

It shoots rockets that create a massive explosion in the Terran atmosphere that reads

"Lol sorry bro"