Earth 6.5- The Official "No nukes" version

[xxxxkill]

Well okay. But I'm sticking to the LRW-990s, because A) They're a dime a dozen and B) Because damn are they sturdy

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[SWAT One]

ERLUs are quite common as well.  The average ERLU is put together in 20 minutes.

[xxxxkill]

And LRW-990s are put together in like the same amount of time and are cheaper what's your point

[SWAT One]

ERLUs commonly have GMPT reactors, and they have been fitted with them for 34 years.

[HellHound]

gravitanium reactors that use gravitanium to make them look like brand new and to make their steaks taste delicious and to make son move out of the basement.

[Swat 3]

UCSC decided to ask to ally the wut ever alliance.

[xxxxkill]

Kintharia says forget no and sends the rape train to obliterate UCSC

[SWAT One]

Gravitanium gives you cancer if ingested or in the case that it comes in contact with the skin.  It will remove paint, and cannot come in contact with most metals else it will rapidly corrode and generate harmful radiation.  Putting it on steak, well...  Will make it a very unhealthy meal.

[HellHound]

it does make son move out of the basement tho. And your water system. And your house....
still makes steaks taste good, for about five minutes.

[SWAT One]

it does make son move out of the basement tho. And your water system. And your house....  And makes the EPA go all up in your ass.
still makes steaks taste good, for about five minutes.
Not even.  For the brief moment that you are able to taste it, it tastes like burning acid and stuff.

[HellHound]

wow swat way to ruin a joke.
10/10 expert job.

[SWAT One]

wow swat way to ruin a joke.
10/10 expert job.

Mission Accomplished.

[HellHound]

wouldn't unstable gravitanium have a possibilty to like turn into a black hole and forget everybody's stuff up.

[SWAT One]

wouldn't unstable gravitanium have a possibilty to like turn into a black hole and forget everybody's stuff up.

Yes.  Gn-159 and Gn-162 are quarantined.  Ways are being researched to try to alter them and make them into stable isotopes.  However, both can be used in order to create antimatter, and both are very unstable.  New quarantining methods are being researched extensively.

[HellHound]

holy stuff why not just blow everything up.
move to faraway place, blast planet with antimatter.
win.