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"Pacha is the loveiest man ever, hands down."

you're damn right i am

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"cna i b doge so i cna cut snake on tuna jar"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Two ions (b)."
i think something died in the translation
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"Help! I cut my snake on a tuna jar!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is here! On the banks of the river Danube with my sister."
A beginning to a bad incest researcho
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"Badspot is god."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Silk is God"
Badspot is now silk.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2012, 08:47:24 PM by auzman466 »

Holy stuff

Original text:

"I have a small snake"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Paloma"
It is bad!


Original text:

"Oh stuff."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Move the victim's body."

...IT KNOWS

Quote from: Bad Translator (Bing, 8 translations)
Original text:
"Rainbow Dash"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The script of the Rainbow"
inb4port
Quote from: Bad Translator (Bing, 8 translations)
Original text:
"love"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Six"
lol
Quote from: Bad Translator (Bing, 8 translations)
Original text:
"Pinkie Pie"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Small cake"
wut
Quote from: Bad Translator (Bing, 8 translations)
Original text:
"I farted."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"PRD."
is this some type of disorder?
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 04:30:58 PM by dargereldren »

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"Atheism isn't a religion. Atheism is a "religion" about the disbelief of religions, in short. So, Atheism in itself is not technically a religion, because atheists wouldn't believe in Atheism. Thus it does not exist entirely."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is Atheism. Priests religious scepticism, even if atistk not célebr Athé as soon as possible I don't think all of you."
face collided with desk
desk is made of glass
no longer have desk

"I am greatest man ever,so great i can sing...Chuck Norris."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are many suggestions for music and Nuolis."

"Binding of Isaac is a good game"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Saekraingan is a great game.

"I lick zombies alot,GAWD THEY SO loveEH"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lick me or many zombie loveeh"


i...erm...(btw IM BACK BIOTCHES)

"I am greatest man ever,so great i can sing...Chuck Norris."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are many suggestions for music and Nuolis."

"Binding of Isaac is a good game"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Saekraingan is a great game.

"I lick zombies alot,GAWD THEY SO loveEH"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Lick me or many zombie loveeh"


i...erm...(btw IM BACK BIOTCHES)
who are you

I AM NAMEISTHIS...the..erm..MAN OF NAMES...AND CAKEZ....you dont get any


"Blockland is really cool guys!"
"Mr blokland."

"The only rule is you may not complain"

18 translations

"Only one and nobody, and so read it."

Original text:

"Yarr Harr fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be! Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dee Dee r o n y h Caribbean Pirate sh ch and all recovered 1."

Original text:

"ouch my nipples"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Milk is not enough"