From the classrooms of Mr. M, from the eyes of Swat:
Once upon a time, the PCs that XP ran on sucked ballsacks. Microsoft had to properly translate into the modern era of computers, but the-
OH loving GOD VISTA.
This badass motherforgeter came in and was all like "lol forget you you arseholes we gonna rile up in this place hah forget nerd you aint ready for me"
and everyone be all like:
"yo wtf this is stuff i can't run this on my computer"
vista be all like "yo buy better computer (:"
and everyone be all like "yeah whatever okay you cigarette"
once upon a time in the time of time, Microsoft "came out" (microsoft be like "lol we had this stuff for years already") with Windows 7. They got all of these corporate fools all up in dis building and they put them on the sooper secret alpha of Windows 7. They be all like "omg this is so much better than vista bcaus we dun have to upgrad our stuff :DD and its so FAST"
then they switched the UI from 7 to vista and they be all like "wtf"
And that is why no one liked Vista but they like Windows 7. Microsoft is totally marketing experts. They directed hate away from Windows 7 and put it on Vista while making bucks.
do i sound high