so i got a gigantic gash on my knee

[Rigel]

I fell off a weird tilted carousel/monkey bar that you just hang on to and it spins you. I climbed on top of it, and fell when I was trying to get off. I managed to fracture my humorous and I landed directly on my funny bone nerve. I couldn't feel it, aside from the flashes of pain, for the next 30 minutes.

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[Doom Mantis]

I'm a lucky one, only about an hour since I posted my foot got second degree burns and guess what happens...
Damn fish can cut a huge vein in my hand...
Luck o' The Irish, AKA: Irony

[Dexxtter]

i hope you had good toilet paper and not the terrible thin kind that literally falls apart when it gets wet.

[Doom Mantis]

Yep, I took some toilet paper and stuck it on to my hand with a band-aid.

[Sideswipe]

this wasn't recent
but I got a green mark on my chest from sliding down a hill on the sidewalk on my chest

[Dexxtter]

this wasn't recent
but I got a green mark on my chest from sliding down a hill on the sidewalk on my chest

green?

[seargent227]

I was at a friends house and he had some Nerf guns and other things in his parents trunk and then he was closing the trunk and I was like "Wait!" and reached into the trunk to see something(I don't remember) but he didn't hear me and my fingers got crushed :(

Also in like grade 4 one of my friends had a giant rock and was spinning in circles with his arms out stretched with the rock in hand(No idea why) and then the rock slipped and hit me in the side of the head.

[Dragonslayer182]

green?

He landed on his joint

[Sideswipe]

He landed on his joint

oh so THAT'S why it was green
yeah because you obviously have a joint on your chest

[Zanaran2]

You kneed some help.

[Sideswipe]

You kneed some help.

badumtiss

[Blockzillahead]

ive noticed the older you get the less injured you get. last time i busted my knees badly was when i was like 10.

[Doom Mantis]

ive noticed the older you get the less injured you get. last time i busted my knees badly was when i was like 10.

That's because when You get older, your brain develops, and your reflexes are sharper.

[Lizzy]

One time, I was at a friend's house and i rolled around on the floor like a jackass and there was a razor blade on the ground, so there was a huge ass gash on my arm and now there's a scar