BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

WAIT HOW DID WE GET TO SUCH HATRED
OT: Find some weed and smoke the stuff out of it.

Because this:

place our shotgun and pistol on a table, then proceed to exclaim about how we hate the world and are edgy, then arm ourselves up and go on a random killing spree for no reason.

You loot weed off of a dead police officer's corpse and smoke the stuff out of it. It seems the weed was laced with LSD, however. You are now heavily hallucinating and the colors are flashing.

Demonic Spider
Giant national socialist Death Robot
Giant Mole
Killer Rabbit
Liberal Guardian
Conservative Redneck armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Conservative Redneck 2 armed with Minigun

Protagonist(YOU) is probably dreaming and really loving high Moderately wounded.
Inventory
Shotgun 8/8 pellets
Pistol 15/15 rounds
Assault Rifle 19/30 rounds
Knife
Molotov roostertail x3
Wanted Level: ????
Bloodlust: 0%?

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Jack off and leave wherever you are. Use the roostertail juices as lube and shove a bottle up your ass when you're in privacy

[Decepticon]

Take the blue pill.

[tber123]

Jack off and leave wherever you are. Use the roostertail juices as lube and shove a bottle up your ass when you're in privacy

You flee the area and attempt to do unspeakable things to yourself in a bathroom stall.

Take the blue pill.

Someone kicks down the door after you can take one.

Broseph Jailin plays the Polka horribly infront of Protagonist, damaging him!
Noviet Union Soldier fires a long burst from an AK at Protagonist's head, BLOWING IT APART

Protagonist(YOU) is dead.

You instantly wake up after being "killed" to discover that the entire thing was a dream. Today is now Thursday, and you've got a package to bring to the Post Office. You plan to attend the funeral of the nameless police officer that was gunned down in the grocery store, but you have no idea how to give a anti-communist speech. You should probably head to the second library.


Current Location: Your house in your neighborhood

Other places in your neighborhood: Rich starfish's extremely fancy house, some other neighbor's house

Things to do
Mail package at Post Office
Visit Police Officer's funeral(Tomorrow)
Go to the second library and research for an anti-communist speech

Inventory
Ghandi Book
Car Keys
Flashlight
Remington 870(4/6 pellets, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
Pencil
Glock (9/17 rounds, 2 mags left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Chocolate bar x3
Water Bottle
$160
Milk
Sausage
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: Not wanted.
Bloodlust: 12%(Normal)
Vehicle Gas: Full

[Space1255]

Get that stuff delivered to the post office.

[tber123]

Get that stuff delivered to the post office.

While en route to the post office, you witness a man being mugged in an alleyway!

Mugger armed with 1911(8/8 rounds)
Some unfortunate man armed with bare hands
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Mail package at Post Office
Visit Police Officer's funeral(Tomorrow)
Go to the second library and research for an anti-communist speech

Inventory
Ghandi Book
Car Keys
Flashlight
Remington 870(4/6 pellets, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
Pencil
Glock (9/17 rounds, 2 mags left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Chocolate bar x3
Water Bottle
$160
Milk
Sausage
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: Not wanted.
Bloodlust: 12%(Normal)
Vehicle Gas: Full

[Maxxi]

shoot the mugger.
do it
NOW

[tber123]

You drive up to the mugger, roll the windows down, and shoot him in the back of the head.

Killing someone that society won't miss: +5 Bloodlust (Less bloodlust than murdering an innocent, thats for sure.)

You loot his 1911 and you now have a more powerful pistol. The mugging victim thanks you and gives you a dollar before you drive off to the Post Office.

You are currently driving on a road with the radio in the car turned off. The Post Office is 15-30 minutes away depending on traffic. Now what?

Things to do
Mail package at Post Office
Visit Police Officer's funeral(Tomorrow)
Go to the second library and research for an anti-communist speech

Inventory
Ghandi Book
Car Keys
Flashlight
Remington 870(4/6 pellets, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
Pencil
Glock (9/17 rounds, 2 mags left)
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Chocolate bar x3
Water Bottle
$161
Milk
Sausage
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: Not wanted.
Bloodlust: 17%(Normal)
Vehicle Gas: Full
[/quote]

[Space1255]

While in the queue, read some of Gandhi's teachings because why not

[The Resonte!]

mail package, then go to the second library and research

or instead use a computer to research

[tber123]

You continue driving towards the Post Office and wait in line.

While in the queue, read some of Gandhi's teachings because why not

You feel enlightened. -2% Bloodlust.

Half an hour later, you finally get to mail the package.

mail package, then go to the second library and research

or instead use a computer to research

You go to the second library and discover that the FBI set it on fire to kill off a religious cult. You'll just research when you get home.



It is now 11:00 AM. You have the freedom to roam around town and go to any location on the map.

Inventory
Ghandi Book
Car Keys
Flashlight
Remington 870(4/6 pellets, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
Pencil
Glock (9/17 rounds, 2 mags left)
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Chocolate bar x3
Water Bottle
$161
Milk
Sausage
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: Not wanted.
Bloodlust: 15%(Normal)
Vehicle Gas: 3/4

[Rigel]

After seeing the combat, I already know that you ended up playing Liberal Crime Squad.

Spread elite liberalism at the post office.

[Space1255]

Try and suck your own richard Take a break every hour to do something else, like eat food or something. Then take a five minute reading of Gandhi, and continue research. Repeat until you go to sleep.

[tber123]

After seeing the combat, I already know that you ended up playing Liberal Crime Squad. That game is amazing, and committing crimes in the name of the Liberal cause has never been so much fun.

Spread elite liberalism at the post office.

You walk back into the post office and talk to a random Hippie. "Do you want to hear something disturbing?" You start.

"What is it?" The Hippie says.

"Have you noticed how people are working more and more hours for less and less money? It's all part of a plan to keep you enslaved, man." (you)

"Oh my science! Is there anything I can do to help?" (hippie)

After some more discussion, Hippie is converted to the Liberal cause.

Try and suck your own richard Take a break every hour to do something else, like eat food or something. Then take a five minute reading of Gandhi, and continue research. Repeat until you go to sleep.

You take a quick break to eat a chocolate bar, and then continue reading about Ghandi's teachings.

-5% Bloodlust

Other people at the Post Office that can be interacted with
Gang Member
Cop
Post Office Worker
Terrorist
Teenager
CEO
Actor
Musician
Prostitute


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It is now 12:00 PM. Where to now?

Things to do
Spread Liberalism(optional)

Inventory
Ghandi Book
Car Keys
Flashlight
Remington 870(4/6 pellets, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
Pencil
Glock (9/17 rounds, 2 mags left)
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Chocolate bar x2
Water Bottle
$161
Milk
Sausage
Can of Beans

Wanted Level: Not wanted.
Bloodlust: 10%(Normal)
Vehicle Gas: 3/4

Also I'm surprised most of the forumers actually give a stuff about playing it safe and not letting the bloodlust meter rise. I expected them to try to get it as high as possible.

[Ragequit]

eat lunch