BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[NotBomberguy]

Dual wield entrepreneur  staffs
Yell "Bitch! I am the entrepreneur  god!"
Also can I make a text adventure based off this (Have the same mechanics, but they are modified slightly)

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[tber123]

Also can I make a text adventure based off this (Have the same mechanics, but they are modified slightly)

Yes. The Bloodlust/Sanity meter's effects should be improved upon if you do make one, along with pretty much everything else.

fire off a few shots of your most powerful gun into the armor, and see how much damage it does

Not too much. You fire a few rounds from a M14, the Mosin, and the .500 SW.

Block his next entrepreneur  staff shot with your own entrepreneur  staff, then run at him and use the entrepreneur  staff to pry open the armor to expose him.

You try to tear off his armor with the entrepreneur  Staff, but the Cartel Boss smacks you with the gun and prepares to reload.

"TAKE A STAFF AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" you scream to the boss.

Pose your staff over your head in an aggressive manner ready to duke it out.

Dual wield entrepreneur  staffs
Yell "Bitch! I am the entrepreneur  god!"

You dual wield entrepreneur  Staffs as you shout for the Boss to fight like a man. He refuses by firing another entrepreneur  Staff at your face, but the entrepreneur  Staff Launcher misfires and explodes in his face instead. He takes out another Golden entrepreneur  Staff. One that can't be launched out of a rocket.

Cartel Bomber shouts "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?" to the Gods as he rolls around in agony.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Moderately Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Badly Wounded.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

[NotBomberguy]

Yes. The Bloodlust/Sanity meter's effects should be improved upon if you do make one, along with pretty much everything else.

mk thanks

[XR-7]

Twirl the entrepreneur  staffs like batons. Run at him with your arms down to the side spinning your weapons, jump into the air, use the staffs to get him into a choke hold against the wall. Ask for any last words.

[BreadFish]

wield EVERYTHING in your inventory with 1 hand

Also if you want more violent combat try doing it in the veins of dorf fortress

[MTrRxx]

Become Liberty Prime and shove Democracy down upon the cartel boss.

[tber123]

wield EVERYTHING in your inventory with 1 hand

Also if you want more violent combat try doing it in the veins of dorf fortress

You awkwardly tape everything together before charging at the Cartel Boss. Unsuprisingly, your tape falls apart after the first blow and your weapons scatter everywhere. The Cartel Boss decides to beat the stuff out of you with his Golden entrepreneur  Staff while you are defenseless.

GAME OVER

Twirl the entrepreneur  staffs like batons. Run at him with your arms down to the side spinning your weapons, jump into the air, use the staffs to get him into a choke hold against the wall. Ask for any last words.

Protagonist equips both of his entrepreneur  Staffs and attempts to chokehold the Cartel Boss against the wall!

"Any last words?"

"Puta madre."

*BLAM*

The Cartel Boss quickdraws a Zip Gun and fires it into your torso before kicking you off of him.

Cartel Bomber desperately cries out to Mama as he continues to bleed out!

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Moderately Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Badly Wounded and BLEEDING.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

[Ragequit]

fall too your knees and pretend to be dying
when he walks over to you, upsmash his ass with your entrepreneur  staffs

[tber123]

fall too your knees and pretend to be dying
when he walks over to you, upsmash his ass with your entrepreneur  staffs

Protagonist drops to one knee and begins coughing up blood.

"I expected you to put up a better fight, starfish. Now the tables have turned and its time for YOUR last words...."

Protagonist suddenly rams the entrepreneur  Staff into the Cartel Boss's head from below, knocking his helmet off and causing him to collapse to the ground, stunned!
Protagonist savagely continues beating the Cartel Boss as he lays on the ground. Multiple teeth are knocked out and concussions are delivered.
Cartel Boss eventually recovers from the assault and punches the Protagonist as he jumps off his feet!
Cartel Bomber suddenly starts breaking into maniacal laughter as he realizes he's going to die.

Cartel Bomber(BLEEDING OUT)
CARTEL BOSS(Extremely Wounded, Heavy Body Armor) armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Protagonist is Majorly Wounded and BLEEDING.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (12/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 68%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

[Ragequit]

inject 60 drug to boost your bloodlust and loving DESTROY HIM

[tber123]

inject 60 drug to boost your bloodlust and loving DESTROY HIM

What

[Ragequit]

actually no winners don't do drugs

instead do some sick wallrun jump and plunge both staffs into his throat

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Not too much. You fire a few rounds from a M14, the Mosin, and the .500 SW.

holy damn
this forgeters wearing literal slabs of concrete or something

[Refticus]

finish him and merge his gold staff with yours to become the worlds greatest entrepreneur

[The Resonte!]

this duel is really cool

have one final gunslinger-esque stare down before attacking eachother