BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

use the vending machine again

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Low Intelligence.

You no feel good. World shaking. Head hurt. Very scary. What goin on?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$900
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART
Low Intelligence ACTIVE

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

stuff stuff stuff

low intelligence um

come straight outta compton

[Legodude77]

USE MACHINE AGAIN

[Ragequit]

jack off really hard

[tber123]

stuff stuff stuff

low intelligence um

come straight outta compton

Protagonist:Compton? What that?

USE MACHINE AGAIN

The Machine Randomly Decides To Give You: MLG Blunt.

jack off really hard

You attempt to jerk off, but you have no idea what "jerking off" is due to the low intelligence.

(The universe continues to shake violently and numberous holes are torn into it. Eventually, you will be consumed and the universe will die.)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$850
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART
Low Intelligence ACTIVE

[Decepticon]

Protagonist:Compton? What that?

compton

[The Resonte!]

taser yourself to reawaken your brain cells

[tber123]

taser yourself to reawaken your brain cells

You equip a taser and shoot it at your forehead. The electric shock causes you to collapse and burst into flames for a brief second.

More and more holes are torn into the universe.

Random Effects Vending Machine Cost: $50

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$850
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART
Low Intelligence ACTIVE

[lord techno]

pray for forgiveness, then wait for the universe to die.

[The Resonte!]

begin stabbing the vending machine until you regain intelligence

[tber123]

begin stabbing the vending machine until you regain intelligence

You violently stab the vending machine, dulling the blade of your switchblade. Nothing of interest happens. There's gotta be another way to regain intelligence!

pray for forgiveness, then wait for the universe to die.

Protagonist is too handicapped to know what praying is in this state.

Random Effects Vending Machine Cost: $50

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$850
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART
Low Intelligence ACTIVE

[lord techno]

grab a lightbulb and put it over your head untill it lights up, you will get an idea to regain your intelligence.

[tber123]

grab a lightbulb and put it over your head untill it lights up, you will get an idea to regain your intelligence.

You grab a lightbulb and suddenly an idea comes to you. Use the Random Effects Vending Machine and hope it saves you before the universe is destroyed!

Random Effect Gained: Sparkle

You begin sparkling extremely brightly, further fueling your intellect. You put more money into the vending machine.

Random Event Occured: Portal to a new Universe

You enter the portal and discover yourself standing in front of your house in Venturon City. You see a SWAT Team cleaning up the bodies of several Cartel members.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$750
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Low Intelligence ACTIVE
Sparkle ACTIVE

[plad101]

Ask them if they know where you are

[tber123]

Ask them if they know where you are

You attempt to talk to them in your current state, but all you are still suffering under temporary loss of intelligence.

"Go home, sir. You're drunk."

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$750
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Low Intelligence ACTIVE
Sparkle ACTIVE