Dice with 100 Sides: no

[Blockchip]

Report him to the moderators, leave, and come back after a day

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

Counterspam Betelgese with research

73, You throw research at Betelgeuse! He starts throwing gore at you!

Take all of the McDonald burgers and throw them at Betelguse. Watch as an army of Fat people rally up and attack wanting some McDonald Big Mac.

6, There's no McDonalds nearby, and Betelgeuse hit you square in the face with gore!

Report him to the moderators, leave, and come back after a day

76, You exit the forums after reporting him, a day later you came back, both you and Betelgeuse were banned, Nixon was ingured in a flamewar.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
$49,995

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew
M60 Spider Army
Tour Guide Nixon

[Blockchip]

Shout at tber for posting research and getting us banned

[tber123]

Yell at Mr Queeba and NotBomberGuy to update Academic/Prison Break

Hack the forums and unban ourselves

[CypherX]

hack nsa and steal Obama's cellphone number

[Afraidanna]

Locate an Autism Ray Gun and gift it to betel, making him your friend.

[startacker]

Shout at tber for posting research and getting us banned

26, You get a soar throught from screaming too loud, tber doesn't hear it

Hack the forums and unban ourselves

42, You unban yourself, but Badspot re-bans you, thinking it was an error, you buy a new key.

hack nsa and steal Obama's cellphone number

11, You are being targeted for breaching NSA security.

Locate an Autism Ray Gun and gift it to betel, making him your friend.

88, You ship it off to him and he calls you, thanking you for the ray gun.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
Cancer Cannon
$49,995

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew
M60 Spider Army
Tour Guide Nixon

[tber123]

Send the M60 Spider Army to terrorize arachnophobes. Take over their land.

[Afraidanna]

shoot Tber in the head with a gun

[CypherX]

shoot the cancer gun at all of NSA

[Refticus]

stuff out a giant loving diamond worth about 1 million

[startacker]

Send the M60 Spider Army to terrorize arachnophobes. Take over their land.

76, You send them off to some place which only has arachnophobes, progress moves smoothly.

shoot Tber in the head with a gun

47, You go into the forums and get a clean shot on Tber's head, BLOWING IT APART! His body falls to the floor, expressionless. Good job, 4th wall breaker.

shoot the cancer gun at all of NSA

17, NSA is sending space drones at your ship!

stuff out a giant loving diamond worth about 1 million

58, Diamond get!

Your continent is ready!

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (3/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
Cancer Cannon
$1Million Diamond
$49,995

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew
M60 Spider Army
Tour Guide Nixon

[Bdarty]

Combine all your weapons to create the Amazing Mixshoot MLG5000L (From Scenery's Battlemix the automatic one)

[Mr Queeba]

Browse this thread on the PC.

[Space1255]

Turn yourself into a stuff-powered rocket ship.