Shout at tber for posting research and getting us banned
26, You get a soar throught from screaming too loud, tber doesn't hear it
Hack the forums and unban ourselves
42, You unban yourself, but Badspot re-bans you, thinking it was an error, you buy a new key.
hack nsa and steal Obama's cellphone number
11, You are being targeted for breaching NSA security.
Locate an Autism Ray Gun and gift it to betel, making him your friend.
88, You ship it off to him and he calls you, thanking you for the ray gun.
INVENTORYSawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
Cancer Cannon
$49,995
COMPANIONSBetter Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew
M60 Spider Army
Tour Guide Nixon