Dice with 100 Sides: no

[TheKid]

dip a cookie in milk and eat it

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Throw your milk and cookies at him
Make a dope-ass snow fort

[tber123]

Offer Santa Claus some drugged milk and cookies

[Space1255]

Offer Santa Claus some drugged milk and cookies

then leave

[Refticus]

then leave

jack off then leave

[Space1255]

jack off then leave

Then Jack off
While leaving.

[CypherX]

jack off

Then Jack off

[Space1255]

Then Jack off
While leaving.

jack off then leave

Then Jack off
While leaving.

basically do nothing but jack off

[startacker]

What happened here

dip a cookie in milk and eat it

68, You dip a cookie into the milk and eat it.

Throw your milk and cookies at him
Make a dope-ass snow fort

18, They fall right in front of you, the milk freezes
86, Welcome to your dope-ass snow fort

Offer Santa Claus some drugged milk and cookies

29, He refuses, knowing they're poisoned, he takes aim!

then leave

38, "WHERE THE forget DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" Santa yells, he starts firing the cannon at you, forcing you to take cover.

jack off then leave

89, You jack off then leave without Santa knowing.

Then Jack off
While leaving.

96, You continue jacking off while leaving, Santa notices you but can only say "What the forget"

33, you fail to ja-
20, you still fail, hurting your snake!

basically do nothing but jack off

43, You continue somewhat
16, You hurt your snake agai-
79, Jesus christ you continue w-
39, forget

Ok I get it update more often jesus loving christ

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
$2,950,000

COMPANIONS

EFFECTS
Immune to Bad Luck!

[Space1255]

Summon Satan
Have Santa and Satan fuse into Santan
Become their second in command
Jerk them off while jacking off.

[Refticus]

repair your snake using a pencil,a handful of snow and 1 gold bar from your love pilgrimmage in the carribean

[CypherX]

and then continue jacking off

[startacker]

Summon Satan
Have Santa and Satan fuse into Santan
Become their second in command
Jerk them off while jacking off.

28, You get a whiff of some sulfur
6, Santa finds you and starts pelting you down with the cannon!
93, Somehow you are now Santa and Satan's second in command
50, You jerk them off while jerking off, I hate you all

repair your snake using a pencil,a handful of snow and 1 gold bar from your love pilgrimmage in the carribean

89, You do some surgery on your king jewel's

and then continue jacking off

20, You fail to jack off with your pencis

Meanwhile, the Liberal Crime Squad has started a riot!

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Kriss Vector Magazine (25/25)
Toupe
Business Clothing
Classy Hat 15ft carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
$2,950,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan

EFFECTS
Immune to Bad Luck!

[CypherX]

Jack off with Ronald reagan cutout

[tber123]

Summon God to purge the urge to masterubate in you