Deadbot

[Blockchip]

Space Man guns down both of the SJW drones, the Meme Frog finishes opening a portal to another dimension.

Fleshless pushes you into the portal.

You look around.
You're in an office, and the only item you have is your national socialist Propaganda.

A bunch of women wearing uniforms with "SJW" printed on them suddenly burst in and start shooting at you with things that somewhat resemble guns.

Inventory
national socialist Propaganda

People
You are fine
SJW "Soldier" #1 is fine
SJW "Soldier" #2 is fine
SJW "Soldier #3 is fine

Objects
Air Conditioner
Empty Table
Chair
Window

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

realise that it's just feelings guns

assume fetal position and cry

[Blockchip]

realise that it's just feelings guns

assume fetal position and cry

14: The guns are mind control guns that convert you to "feminism"
They're extremely ineffective against most people, because most people aren't idiots.

12: in an attempt to assume the fetal position, you fall flat on your face, break the floor, and fall down to a very similar floor.

28: SJW "Soldier"#1 attempts to say "Ha! Mysoginist defeated!". Her brain isn't advanced enough, so she instead say "Ha! Sob richard!", which is a far superior sentence which much better describes the current context.


Inventory
national socialist Propaganda

People
You are slightly injured
SJW "Soldier" #1 is fine
SJW "Soldier" #2 is fine
SJW "Soldier #3 is fine

Objects
Broken Floor/Ceiling.
Staircase
Air Conditioner
Empty Table
Chair
Window

[Space1255]

Summon a carrot.

[Cone²]

Summon a carrot.

[Blockchip]

Summon a carrot.

19: You try to summon a carrot, next to you, but you instead summon an armed landmine next to SJW "Soldier" #3. It explodes, and she dies.

Summon a carrot.

94: You summon a hyper-advanced carrot.

42: the SJW "Soldiers" both fire at you.
You think about some of the things they say, and realize that some of the things they say are loving stupid.

Inventory
national socialist Propaganda
Advanced carrot

People
You are slightly injured
SJW "Soldier" #1 is fine
SJW "Soldier" #2 is fine
SJW "Soldier #3 is dead and a pile of gibs

Objects
Broken Floor/Ceiling.
Staircase
Air Conditioner
Empty Table
Chair
Window

[Cone²]

stick the carrot in their poopers!

[Blockchip]

stick the carrot in their poopers!

43: The carrot uses it's advanced ability to re-roll, rolling a 20. Added up to yours, it's 63.

63: You go to the floor above and stick the carrot in both of their vaginas at once.
The advanced carrot makes sure they have a pleasurable time shortly before they die in an extremely disgusting way.

A 10 year old boy wearing a swastika cap and blue and orange shirt and shorts walks into the room, waves at you, notices the disgusting corpses, and vomits.

"Sorry to bother you, sir, but please can you remove those?" he says.

Inventory
national socialist Propaganda
Advanced carrot

People
You are slightly injured
10 Year Old Boy
SJW "Soldier" #1's corpse is disgusting
SJW "Soldier" #2's corpse is disgusting
SJW "Soldier #3 is dead and a pile of gibs

Objects
Broken Floor/Ceiling.
Staircase
Air Conditioner
Table containing: Computer
Chair
Window

[SWAT One]

Go back to your posse in the other dimension and chew Meme Frog out for making the portal one-way.

[Space1255]

Bless the 10 Year old boy with a long and happy life.

[Blockchip]

Bless the 10 Year old boy with a long and happy life.

24: It doesn't work and you cough.

Go back to your posse in the other dimension and chew Meme Frog out for making the portal one-way.

71: using your Advanced carrot, you re-enter the dimension you came from and get all your things back. The boy picks up his computer and follows you.
 
"Meme Frog! Why'd you make it one-way? And Fleshless! You pushed me in, you disgusting lack of meat!"

"Go forget yourselves, you white loving pieces of stuff." says Fleshless, shortly before he stabs you in the eyes with a very sharp blade.

All of your team readies their weapons and aim them at Fleshless.

Inventory
11057$
Double Fedora [Equipped]
Store™ order catalog
1000$ Store™ voucher
Radio
Buffed Scrap Umbilical Cord
C4 [4ha ha ha]
Raygun [Infinite Ammo]
Impact Gloves
Salt Grenade
national socialist Propaganda
Spacesuit
Advanced carrot
Thought-to-speech Translator Upgrade
Swastika Cap
Combat Knife
German Combat Armor
Bullstuff Age-Changer
RPG [1 rocket]
Frag grenade [2]
GN-30 pistol[ 11/11 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Makarov pistol [12/12 bullets, 4 clips spare]
M16 assault rifle [32/32 bullets, 1 magazine spare]
Laser Sighted Polstag Shotgun [7/8 shells, 8 shells spare]
Silenced Uzi [0/30 bullets, 0 clips spare]
Turtle Potato Chips
Beer bottle [2]
Wrench
Scrap Manual
Dealer Outfit
Balaclava


People
You are heavily injured, bleeding, and becoming blind
10 Year Old Boy is armed with a baseball bat
Brad is playing on his portable games system
Turkey
Meme Frog
Skeleton
The Camel
national socialist Wizard
Space Hitman
Space Policeman
Space Man
Space Salesman
Lunar Robot


Objects
Pilot Room
Garage
Nuclear Launch Controls
Guitar
Armed 47_DR Explosive

[Space1255]

Bless the 10 Year old boy with a long and happy life.

Again
If it fails then do it again.

[SWAT One]

Everyone forget up Fleshless because he's an starfish, but forgive Meme Frog because portals and extra dimensions are finicky.

Then seek medical attention for your eyes.

[Mr Queeba]

Become the oldest man alive, immune to death by old age.

[NotBomberguy]

become Riddler