Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Lego lad]

unfortunately you join blf

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

fortunately, you find this very thread

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you only land on "Unfortunately" and you're unable to improve your life.

[TableSalt]

Fortunately, nothing too bad happened anyways.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you realize you don't own a computer and it was all a hallucination.

[SuperFlaminninja³]

Fortunately it was a hallucination
 The Blockland forums is cancer

[bigcapitalbaka]

Unfortunately, your weed was too dank and you realize that the hallucination was real and you are actually on BLF.

[Lego lad]

fortunatly your mom cuts your internet because she found out you liked MLP

[Drydess]

unfortunately that means that you don't have access to your research

[Refticus]

fortunately, you are an expert of wrist slitting for attention, bribing mom to return your research internet
it's all in the direction.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately your mom is inspired by your wrist slitting and slits her throat
Media outlets worldwide cover it and your mom is now famous

[Golurk]

Fortunatly your mom had quick revive and revives herself after a few seconds and hides her identity

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you are sued for provoking Self Delete anyways.

[bigcapitalbaka]

fortunately you bang your head on the stairs to the courthouse

[Blockchip]

unfortunately, your mom bangs her head on the stairs to the courthouse and she dies