So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[Rally]

1) There's ways to make people feel better about themselves without getting into an intimate relationship with them

?????? okay

2) If you have a partner that is super insecure about where their relationship is going you should either break up or get some sort of relationship counseling.

Yeah let me call Dr. Path and get right on that Relationship Counseling™ grind am I right guys?

It's incredibly normal to be insecure about your relationship from time to time, I don't know a person on the planet that doesn't overthink stuff occasionally. If you're going to bomb your relationship every time your girlfriend expresses a gap in trust, you're going to die alone.

EDIT:

Why would you even try to continue a romantic relationship with a man or woman who is insecure?

You're going to die alone.

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[Biostorm]

Okay yeah you've definitely never been in a serious relationship before

Hey guys I also have a GIRLFRIEND that I've had love with many times and WE'RE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP and I can help you out with your relationship

[Rally]

"You should always respect how your girlfriend is feeling. Unless she's feeling insecure. Show that bitch the door."

[Blockchip]

So who's in the wrong? Me because I think too logically or her because she wants to be the center of the universe?

Well, if you ask it that way...

[Lord Tony®]

What's worse is that she wants to have love with a girl or guy for like a threesome or whatever (while we were together) but I'm not allowed to have love with a girl.

So she's like constantly thinking I'm cheating on her while she's having fantasies about getting gang banged or whatever. It's loving unrealistic.

I'm not no loving cuck.

[Apak²]

Why would you even try to continue a romantic relationship with a man or woman who is insecure?  

Don't you have your insecurities as well? I know for sure I do.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Nice try but attempting to criticize people on something as personal as relationships without having any prior experience or knowledge comes off as extremely scummy. It's not so much as "you don't know anything cause you haven't forgeted" but moreso "you've never been put in this position before so you can't really judge people for making what you perceive to be bad decisions"

[Path]

"You should always respect how your girlfriend is feeling. Unless she's feeling insecure. Show that bitch the door."

I told her I'm sick of her low self esteem crap. I never cheated on her but I'm tired of her always thinking I'm doing something just because I don't feel like talking to people for more than 12 hours a day. I like my alone time. She wants me to tell her whenever I make an instagram or twitter or whatever account. ***

Thanks for putting words in my mouth.

I'm obviously talking about more extreme cases in relationships, not just a little insecurity that pops up here and there.

[Akio-]

Don't you have your insecurities as well? I know for sure I do.

i don't because i'm jacked

[Rally]

I'm obviously talking about more extreme cases in relationships, not just a little insecurity that pops up here and there.

"obviously"

Jokes on us guys. He was talking about something completely different the whole time.

[Biostorm]

"You should always respect how your girlfriend is feeling. Unless she's feeling insecure. Show that bitch the door."

Why doesn't that bitch respect and admire me for my rational and philosophical beliefs? I am a true gentleman, and study the likes of Aristotle, Richard Dawkins, Sargon of Akkad and Milo Yiannopoulos.

[Path]

Jokes on us guys. He was talking about something completely different the whole time.

Alright forget me, that was my fault for not being clear

I tend to post so much bullstuff that it's hard to keep up with where i stand on a certain issue

[Biostorm]

"you don't know anything cause you haven't forgeted" but moreso

 "you've never been put in this position before so you can't really judge people for making what you perceive to be bad decisions"

so basically "you can't judge my stuffty relationship decisions cause you haven't forgeted"

also it's kind of scummy to automatically assume he's never been in a relationship because obviously you've been in a relationship and that's how ALL relationships must go

[IkeTheGeneric]

so basically "you can't judge my stuffty relationship decisions cause you haven't forgeted"

That's not what I meant whatsoever but I guess you can draw whatever dumb conclusion you want

[Lord Tony®]

so basically "you can't judge my stuffty relationship decisions cause you haven't forgeted"

also it's kind of scummy to automatically assume he's never been in a relationship because obviously you've been in a relationship and that's how ALL relationships must go

If you haven't had love or been in an actual real relationship that involves love you wouldn't understand regardless.