So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[Insert Name Here²]

I guess I need to add more contexts on how my girlfriend is a special snowflake.

So I'm sure you all know Stefonknee, the 50 year old transgender that identify as a 6 year old girl.

I loving asked my girlfriend if we ever had kids would you be comfortable allowing that person to play with our kids since you believe the person is really 6 years old.

My girlfriend said "sure as long as she isn't bothering nobody"

Are you kidding me?

What's wrong with having her play as long as she isn't bothering no one..?

[Ad Bot]

[MoltenKitten]

-went right over my head-

[Lord Tony®]

What's wrong with having her play as long as she isn't bothering no one..?

What's wrong with a 50 year old man in a sunday dress playing with strange 6 year old childrens just because this 50 year old man identifies as a 6 year old girl?

Do I really need to explain this?

[Nonnel]

I think he was making fun of the grammar

[Lord Tony®]

I think he was making fun of the grammar

I'm just quoting my girlfriend, I'm not the one to say it.

[Nonnel]

I figured

[Lord Tony®]

I had adult swim give me advice on this, I'll post about it later.

[SuperFlaminninja³]

Wow Tony, great moves! Keep it up, proud of you.

[Lord Tony®]

Welp now she doesn't even want to be my friend.

I got mad because she already met some guy offline so I called her a whore.

[Insert Name Here²]

Welp now she doesn't even want to be my friend.

I got mad because she already met some guy offline so I called her a whore.

You should really just cut contact with her. Going out of your way to pay attention to her and who she wants to meet after you two broke up isn't good and will only lead to stress

[SuperFlaminninja³]

Welp now she doesn't even want to be my friend.

I got mad because she already met some guy offline so I called her a whore.

Thats right, We gonna forget tomorrow night.

[Masterlegodude]

You should really just cut contact with her. Going out of your way to pay attention to her and who she wants to meet after you two broke up isn't good and will only lead to stress

Tony doesn't really let things go so easily though

[The Resonte!]

Tony doesn't really let things go so easily though

yeh look at us

[stuff]

does the idea bother you like your ex mentioned

[Frequency]

Thats right, We gonna forget tomorrow night.

do you REALLY want to pick up what he's dropping?

[SuperFlaminninja³]

do you REALLY want to pick up what he's dropping?

ayy, One puss is as good as the next ¯\_(ツ)_/¯