Try to read this with an open mind. You don't have to reply to me and tell me that I'm wrong and I don't understand. You don't have to admit it if the advice helped you either. Just attempt to take it in for your own sake.
Its summer. Everyone is having fun, going out, going on holidays ans whatsnot. Except me. All I do is jack off all day and cry myself to sleep because I have no friends and im too socially anxious to make some.
If you enjoy jacking off all day, then jack off. If crying helps you sleep, then cry. You don't 'need' friends to be happy, if you did, nobody would be happy. I have one real life friend that I give a quarter of a stuff about, the rest came and went. I used to be upset about it until I realized that the concept of collecting a bunch of fake friends so that you can tell yourself "I have friends" is circular stupidity. You need to learn how to be alone with yourself.
That's not to say that you should avoid people or fear them, at all. Pursue positive social interaction like a mad man, even if it terrifies you. Ask someone at the local McDonalds for the time or something. Baby steps.
I have literally none ambition. I have no idea what am supposed to do with my life. Im not smart. Im not strong either. Im not handsome at all and I have no talent at all.
The fact that you are sitting here bitching about how your life isn't as good as it could be means you DO have ambition, and you are suffering because you refuse to expend energy on attaining your goals. You just need to find the energy to complete tasks. Make your bed every morning. It takes an enormous amount of energy to start a task, so start with something small. Small tasks build up energy that leads to bigger tasks. Make your bed. Make some breakfast. Have a shower. Do some reps with some weights lying around the house (makes you stronger). Get on a bike and go to a library and pick up a book about overcoming anxiety (makes you smarter). Meet someone at the library. All these tasks flow into each other.
The fact that you have 'no talents' stems from the fact that you have not spent your childhood learning talents. Talents are things that require years upon years of interest and practice. Believe it or not, assembling PC's and knowing your way around a computer is in-fact a talent. So master it.
Also I'll give you a hint. Most dudes who have girlfriends and have love are loving ugly as dogstuff. Most of the time they just conform to a very average personality, and have mainstream interests and opinions, which comes off as very "low risk". I've seen a picture of you before and I know you're not deformed, so it's FAR from impossible for you to catch a bird. You just need the requisite social wisdom first. Pro-tip: Girls don't like guys who whine about how ugly they think they are. And a fair warning, if you're not happy before you're in the relationship, you're gonna find a reason to be unhappy in the relationship. And that's when stuff starts really going loving bad for you, so you ought to learn how to deal with yourself before you go jump headfirst into someone else's arms expecting them to fix you, and instead just end up hurting them in the process.
ForeverAlones was a very average manlet. People used to call him names. He responded by becoming so confident it killed him. Be ForeverAlones.
I feel like im an obstacle to everyone and constantly trip people or make life harder for them. And the only thing I do about it is going on this goddamn forum and complain about it because theres nothing else I can do about it. My life is completely pointless. And if I somehow manage to get a job instead of ending up on the street sucking off richard for crack. Itll probably be some stuffty office job for 45 loving years untill I retare at the age of 65 and die the next die because of the chronic backpain I got from sitting on my ass all day because a stuffty office job is the only loving job my frail body can handle. I just want to do something that will contribute to the world. A job where people say I did a great damn job. I dont want to die and be forgotten into existance a week after.
Recommended book to read: The 4 Hour Work Week by Timothy Ferriss.
You are an obstacle. I'm also an obstacle. Everyone you've ever met in your life was probably an obstacle to someone at some point in their life. If you're really concerned about being an obstacle, then put fourth some effort to support yourself and not waste other people's time and resources. That requires you to stop being negative. In the mean time, just accept that you're an obstacle, and try to use it to your advantage to become a better version of yourself.
Some of the happiest people I've ever met work paycheck to paycheck. You live in first world Europe, not Syria. There are safety nets in place to help you. If you forget up, there's probably a decent list of people who are willing to help you back up. Secret: You are not going to end up on the street sucking richard. Very few people do. Stay out of prison and stay away from drugs and you'll be fine. You're obviously not enjoying the little things. You think that if you don't do some insane crazy stuff and become a billionaire you're never gonna be happy, which is bullstuff. Teach yourself how to cook and make yourself a meal, and just take a moment to appreciate it instead of taking it for granted. If you live your entire life waiting to become something big and meaningful, you're going to die waiting and never actually experience life itself. If you live life day to day looking introspectively and obsessing with ways and methods to become a better version of yourself, success and greatness will come alongside it eventually.
Don't worry about not having some hot girlfriend with big boobies. If there's anything that you've mention that is actually pointless, it's chasing after dumbass standards everybody else has set for you. It's okay to be loving single. Nobody likes sleeping in an empty bed, but it's better than being in a toxic relationship that you didn't think through properly.
The toughts about my future has been making me really depressed lately. I just dont see myself doing anything because I cant do anything. And all I do is complain about it... There are people with allot worse problems and I cry over my silly ones. I am literally the worst. The only job I see myself doing is fixing and assembling PC's n stuff. But probably all there is to do is removing snake enlargement virusses because people are too handicapped to get a virus in the first place. I dont want to do that same exact thing for 45 years. And if it really comes down to it id rather become a loving chicken farmer. Living the dream. And all I really want is to get praised by people. No matter how pointless it is what I did. Yeah sure I want a job and have a cool house and all but whats the point if you die afterwards. Its all gone anyways. I just dont see the point in doing stuff anymore.
You can't see yourself doing anything because you AREN'T doing anything. I know the phrase "you can do anything" is cliche, but it is fundamentally true.
Every week, give yourself one objective. Just one thing to accomplish per week. It can be something simple, like checking your bike's tire pressure, or organizing your room. Similar to how making your bed in the morning flows into meeting someone new, accomplishing small weekly goals can flow into accomplishing life-long major goals.