Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[SubDaWoofer]

Warn everyone to get back when the nuke is about to go,
Star preparing the nuke by scavenging explosive ammo.
Also scavenge for dropped weapons and ammo.

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

Self-heal.

[TristanLuigi]

Grab some assault rifles and dual-wield those forgeters.

[NotBomberguy]

Warn everyone to get back when the nuke is about to go,
Star preparing the nuke by scavenging explosive ammo.
Also scavenge for dropped weapons and ammo.

cancel nuke launch

[lord techno]

Somemong: Rolled 6
You charge up a massive energy ball hadouken style, launching it straight at the tank inflicting 71 damage, however your hands are severely burned in the process. -1 HP.

tber123: Rolled 3
You search for the nearest passerby to use as a cannonball. Unfortunately there is nobody nearby.

eboyblue10: Rolled 6
You harness the power of the banana gods, unleashing a potent Banana Slamma! inflicting 83 damage, however you slip on a nearby Banana Peel. -1 HP.

Rabbot32: Rolled 1
You squint ominously at the tank. However, you squint too hard, causing your brain to explode for some reason. Brains all over the floor now, and guess who has to clean that up?!

NotBomberguy: Rolled 3
You scream at the tank. But it does nothing, it's a tank.

GrapeJellyToastMan: Revived }]Crazy[{
You violently start to fellate the dead }]Crazy[{, miraculously bringing him back to life! While also giving you a "creamy treat" Mother of god why

Space1255: Rolled 3
You scream wildly as you unleash your fist of justice. But you unleash it at the wrong place, causing it to be harmless.

CRITAWAKETS: Rolled 4
The Dreadnought launches it's fighters, swarming the tank and unleashing a heavy barrage of fire! Inflicting 66 damage. -1 Dreadnought HP.

SubDaWoofer: Rolled 6
You begin to make preparations for the nuke. You stumble upon a soviet military bunker holding gigantic quantities of explosives, weapons, and ammunition.

Redconer: Rolled 1
You pull out a medication pill and quickly ingest it. Only to quickly realize that you mixed up your medication with a Cyanide Pill. Why the hell would you carry a cyanide pill WITH YOUR MEDS?!

TristanLuigi: Rolled 5
You dual-wield a pair of assault rifles and go nuts. In doing so, you become exceptionally badass and inflict 78 damage.

The Panzer I explodes in a hail of shrapnel

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: Squinted too hard, now he made a mess

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 (has boiling veins)

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Dreadnought HP:1/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 He got his fuggin dicc suckt

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: Ingested a Cyanide Pill

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Mech, 2 turns left

Failbros2 will introduce the next enemy tank at a future date.

[Luigi609²]

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Revive redconer by giving him a redboner

[Mr Noobler]

clean up rabbot's mess with broom to sweep back all the bits in his head, finally bandage his head with papers

[Space1255]

I punch away the next shell fired at us

[TheEpicRobot]

Use my super awesome steel fists of cool to punch the tank.

[Twix]

dual wield auto shotguns
_{this wont work}

[TristanLuigi]

when the tank is posted:
dual wield davy crocketts
no, wait

fully-automatic davy crockets

[CRITAWAKETS]

I try to repair my ship but accidentally turn it into a Kohr-Ah Marauder.

Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah Marauder
Can launch explosive sawblades that stay in the air.

Can use a F.I.R.E.D that does massive damage to anything next to the ship.

[SubDaWoofer]

Put weapons and ammo in a bag, randomly pull out a weapon from the bag, start shooting the tank (once its added)
also ooh gold weapons +20% fire speed
Stick explosive ammo in a special weapons reserve far away from the battle area so it doesnt all blow up

[Rabbot32]

When revived, do an okashaka dance.