Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[NotBomberguy]

make this tank

und make it do this

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[failbros2]

There will be an update tomorrow. Expect an air raid...

[NotBomberguy]

There will be an update tomorrow. Expect an air raid...

OH forget
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BY MY PLANES WILL BITE ME BACK
forget
only the tank im making has AA cannons/missiles/whatevers

[failbros2]

CRAP I'VE BEEN BUSY TODAY DAMN. EXPECT UPDATE TOMORROW

[}]Crazy[{]

shoot tank

[failbros2]

Special Round: AIR RAID

Messerschmit P. 1101

HP: 500/500 (armor: 100/100)

attacks every turn, deals 1 damage, hits only 1 person

German jet fighter, not to be confused with the MiG-17.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: Squinted too hard, now he made a mess

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 (has boiling veins)

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Dreadnought HP:1/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 He got his fuggin dicc suckt

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: Ingested a Cyanide Pill

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Mech, 1 turn left

NOTE: Order your attacks again! This is not a tank!

[SubDaWoofer]

Put weapons and ammo in a bag, randomly pull out a weapon from the bag, start shooting the tank (once its added) plane
also ooh gold weapons +20% fire speed
Stick explosive ammo in a special weapons reserve far away from the battle area so it doesnt all blow up

[tber123]

Revive Rabbot

[CRITAWAKETS]

I still change my ship to a Kohr-Ah Marauder.

[Space1255]

I order a bag of 1500 iron boxing gloves and a giant cannon

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Give jetspacks to the squad, WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS TO THE AIR BOIS

[NotBomberguy]

make this tank

und make it do this

note the missiles and tank barrels are also AA and ground powerful
tank is disabled after 3 uses, can be re-used after someone repairs it
why cause game logic to make sure its not OP af

[TristanLuigi]

dual wield davy crocketts
no, wait

fully-automatic davy crockets

did I stutter?

[failbros2]

Attack Results

SubDaWoofer: rolled 5
Instead of pulling out one gun, you pull out several guns and fire a deadly salvo, dealing 84 damage! The plane fails to dodge this attack!
tber123: revived Rabbot32
You clean up the mess his brain made and put it back together, reviving Rabbot!
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 4
You sucessfully pull a Kohr-Ah Marauder! Unfortunately, Ur-Quan Dreadnought is heartbroken and leaves you. the feels are real
Space1255: ordering boxing gloves and a cannon
Self expanatory. Please wait 43252 days 4 turns for your item to arrive.
GrapeJellyToastMan: donating jetpacks
GrapeJellyToastMan is donating jetpacks! Everyone is flying now. We're on the same fighting space now. However, the plane MAY release a powerful attack against flying skrubs.
NotBomberGuy: building tank
Due to the sheer toughness of the tank, it will be fragile. Wait 1 turn because the workers are hyper.
TristianLuigi: rolled 3
You dual wield fully automatic davy crockets.

Special Round: AIR RAID

Messerschmit P. 1101

HP: 500/500 (armor: 16/100)

attacks every turn, deals 1 damage, hits only 1 person

The plane shoots at JamesH, dealing 1 damage. The cannons weren't bad, how about the missiles?

German jet fighter, not to be confused with the MiG-17.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 (has boiling veins)

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 [

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: Ingested a Cyanide Pill

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Boxing gloves and cannon, 4 turns left

NOTE: Order your attacks again! This is not a tank!

[Rabbot32]

Order a ugly chick to give the plane bad succ