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Next multiplayer thread?

BLF First Response (Tackle various police missions like drug busts, hostage situations, etc)
9 (75%)
BLF Crime (Do missions like raiding enemy gangs, assassinating people, etc)
3 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Author Topic: The Deal: Revisited [History Repeats Itself]  (Read 65506 times)

Run away. You dont want the mafia to think you shot the don.

> QUICKLY RUN AWAY

Taking the laser dot on the Don's head as a bad omen, you quickly turn around and sprint for the door as a loud KERBLAM rings out, turning the Don's head into paste. As you reach the door that will let you exit the Don's office, the four mobsters in the next room rush into the office at the exact same moment, accidentally bumping into you in the process and knocking you down. You see a grenade fly through the window and into the Don's office before bouncing off a nearby wall. The grenade explodes before you can react, slamming everyone in the room with several small rubber balls. Your entire world turns into pain, which renders you unable to do anything for several seconds. You think you hear someone screaming into a loudspeaker, but you can't make out anything they're saying over all the gunfire.

All of the Mobsters in the Don's office recover from the blast and rush to the windows before attempting to return fire, causing them to be rewarded with high-caliber rounds delivered between the eyes in quick succession for every one of them. You lift your head up from the floor and look in the direction of the window, spotting two men with rifles quickly relocating to another area. You quickly pick yourself up and rush down the stairs before finding yourself in a chaotic situation. Mobsters are running around frantically, discharging firearms, dragging the wounded to safety, and overall fighting for their lives.

You are standing at the bottom of the stairs leading to the Don's office. A few mortally dead mobsters lie nearby, their weaponry and equipment ripe for the picking. It rapidly becomes obvious that the attackers have already breached the perimeter of the warehouse, and it won't be long until they discover you. One false move and you'll find yourself face to face with them, which won't be a pretty situation.


> _

You are carrying a smartphone, a wallet with tons of money, several paper clips, pepper spray, and a metal spoon.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are lightly injured. Bruises are visible on you from when the grenade sent rubber balls into your face.

Grab a gun, pick up one of the bodys and hold it infront of the mirror, shoot its head, and then show yourself. Drop your gun, hold up your hands, and slowly get out. If they still show hostility hurry back inside, arm yourself, and dash for the nearest exit, and if shot at plenty of times, shoot back.

hide in a box/crate inside of the warehouse and wait for this to blow over

Take the briefcase of drugs and the guns, the don wont need those anymore.

Also if you see that roosterlord that took your wallet, shoot him and take your wallet back.

Take the briefcase of drugs and the guns, the don wont need those anymore.

Also if you see that roosterlord that took your wallet, shoot him and take your wallet back.

> RUN BACK INTO THE DON'S OFFICE AND RETRIEVE ALL THE GUNS BEFORE TAKING BACK THE BRIEFCASE

You cannot grab the Barrett M82, the Don's massive pistol, and the Browning M2 from the dead bodyguards or the Don, as all of them are extremely heavy, oversized, and way too unsafe for your tiny baby hands to fire without snapping in half. You instead grab a Thompson Submachine Gun, better known as a Tommy Gun, from the other dead Mobsters in the Don's office.

Seeing as how the Don won't be needing his briefcase full of drugs anymore, you retrieve it.


> FIND THE GUY THAT MUGGED YOU

Rushing back down the stairs, you frantically attempt to search for the mobster that mugged you. He is not immediately visible anywhere, and searching for him would be risky, running the chance of encountering the gunmen.

Grab a gun, pick up one of the bodys and hold it infront of the mirror, shoot its head, and then show yourself. Drop your gun, hold up your hands, and slowly get out. If they still show hostility hurry back inside, arm yourself, and dash for the nearest exit, and if shot at plenty of times, shoot back.
> GRAB A GUN

You grab a AK-104 from the floor against it's will, tragically separating it from it's long-lost lover, which just so happened to be the cold, cold concrete floor.

> PICK UP A CORPSE

You drop your best pickup line on the nearest dead mobster. The mobster is unimpressed.

> WHAT

I don't know how to "What".

> TAKE CORPSE

(Against it's will)

Trying to rape a corpse when you could get shot dead any moment now would not only be a waste of time, it would also just be plain wrong.


> GRAB CORPSE IN A NON-loveUAL MANNER

You pick up a nearby corpse. It feels really heavy.

> SHOOT CORPSE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD FOR SOME REASON

You plant a bullet in the back of the head of the corpse.

> SHOW YOURSELF AFTER DROPPING YOUR GUN AND SURRENDERING

You drop your weapons and reach for the sky as you leap out into the open. The mystery gunmen are now visible, clad in black body armor that covers their entire body.

The gunman says: FREEZE!
Another gunman says: Get down on your knees!

As you get down on your knees, hands still in the air, the mobsters nearby take that exact moment to open fire on the gunmen while they're distracted, killing four of them in one big blast of gunfire. The gunmen, thinking that you're an accomplice acting as bait, quickly retreat back into cover and open fire on you. A bullet strikes you in the left arm.


> RUN AWAY AND GET TO THE EXITS

You turn around and sprint to the other end of the warehouse. As you turn a corner, you witness a pitched battle with the mobsters and the gunmen, who continue pouring into this entrance of the warehouse like a swarm of angry roosterroaches. Both entrances to the warehouse on the ground floor are unavailable and too risky. You could jump out of the window in the Don's office, but that would be bad for your health since it's from the second floor.

hide in a box/crate inside of the warehouse and wait for this to blow over

> HIDE IN A BOX OR CRATE OR WHATEVER AND WAIT

You grab a nearby cardboard box that happens to be just big enough to fit you and hide in it like Solid Snake. Half an hour passes, which is half an hour of the clattering of gunfire, panicked screaming, the lullaby of a dying man's last breath, explosions, and mobsters crying out for mama. Finally, the gunfire dies down.

A gunman says: "Search every last corner if we have to! Find that briefcase and watch out for any stragglers! We don't know where they're hiding!"

Footsteps are all around you as the gunmen start sweeping the entire warehouse.

A gunman says: "Hey, what about that cardboard box right there?"

An icy chill runs through your body as the gunman finishes his sentence. Will they check the box and discover you? Is this the end?


> _

You are carrying a smartphone, a wallet with tons of money, several paper clips, a briefcase full of drugs, pepper spray, an AK-104, a Thompson Submachine Gun, and a metal spoon.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are moderately injured. Bruises are visible on you from when the grenade sent rubber balls into your face, and there's a bullet hole in your arm.

You are hiding under a cardboard box, concealing you from the mysterious gunmen attacking the warehouse.

Reveal yourself, with your hands above your head, Tell them you can give them the breifcase, lets face it you dont need it Do you?

sneak behind the gunmen, shoot them only if you are discovered.

sneak behind the gunmen, shoot them only if you are discovered.

> SNEAK BEHIND GUNMEN

You discreetly scoot around while inside the cardboard box, trying to blindly sneak behind them. Your attempt fails miserably when one of them cries out in alarm after having seen a moving cardboard box. A gunman rushes over to the box you're hiding it and snatches it off of you before shouting "I found one! I found one!"

> OPEN FIRE

You take out the AK-104 and rip a clip into the gunman, tearing up his armor severely. The Gunman collapses to the floor in pain while you reload the AK and rip another clip into him, this time shredding the last of his armor and tearing several nasty holes into his torso. I think I can see a ribcage from here!

The other gunmen, being wise enough to not charge into certain death, refuse to come out into the open and opt to bounce grenades off the wall en masse, hoping they land in your general direction. Unfortunately for you, they do. Several grenades explode nearby, once again pelting you with an ungodly amount of tiny rubber balls. You are nearly killed by all those rubber balls slamming into you at high speed, and several of them manage to strike you in the groin and the face. You instantly collapse to the floor from the pain and let out a groan of agony. The rest of the gunmen then rush to your location.


With your hands above your head, Tell them you can give them the breifcase, lets face it you dont need it Do you?

>SURRENDER AND OFFER THE BRIEFCASE

Struggling to form a coherent sentence with your face being an absolute mess, you mumble out a half-audible offer for the gunmen to have the briefcase free of charge as you place your hands above your head. The gunmen are unable to understand whatever it is you're trying to communicate, unfortunately. You are turned over on your back and handcuffed before being forced to walk outside with the gunmen. As you walk outside and notice that the sunset sky has faded into darkness, you also realize that the gunmen are actually part of a SWAT Team once you notice the familiar red and blue flashes of light coming from a squad car. Your entire inventory is confiscated before the SWAT officers shove you into the back of a police car.

The police car then drives off with you inside it. All you can do is sit back and look out the side of the window, watching the scenery rolling by. Or can you? Something feels weird with these handcuffs.


> _

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are heavily injured. Bruises are everywhere, and you generally look like a mess.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2016, 07:34:02 PM by tber123 »


> BREAK THESE CUFFS

You easily break the handcuffs, since they must be defective. You are now sitting in the back seat of a police car, staring at the dividers separating the cops in the front seat(with all your stuff) and you. The police car is about to enter the freeway.

> _

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats.

You are heavily injured. Bruises are everywhere, and you generally look like a mess.

Offer a mint to the cops

Open the door and bail out of the car


> PEPPER SPRAY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE

You can't pepper spray everyone when everyone took your pepper spray away. You settle for making pepper spray noises with your mouth while sitting in the back of the police car currently hauling you to the police station.

> OFFER THE COPS A MINT

You offer the cops an imaginary mint pulled from the depths of your mind. None of them acknowledge your offer.

> BAIL OUT THE CAR

You tell the cops that you'll pay the bail for the police car. When they still refuse to acknowledge you, you move on to reassuring the police car that you'll provide financial aid to rescue it from the recession.

>OPEN THE CAR DOORS AND JUMP

You quickly open the door of the police car and bail out right into the path of a passing limo, smashing through the front windshield and landing directly into the interior swimming pool. The first sign that you ruined a entrepreneur 's limo soon makes itself obvious when an angry entrepreneur  beats you senseless with his staff made out of twenty-four karat gold, and several male prostitutes slap you senseless. The driver of the limousine, having the crap scared out of him, starts swerving wildly in a panic, ramming the police car that previously held you off the road. The police car promptly crashes into a gas station pump and explodes in a massive fireball, catching four other cars in the blast radius and blowing them up, too. A massive chain reaction of cars spreading Venereal Explosion, better known as an Explosively Transmitted Disease, soon begins at the gas station as everyone's car explodes onto each other, causing their cars to also explode onto each other. As the limo driver's vehicle outruns the massive explosion engulfing the entire area around the gas station, he begins swerving wildly and shrieking in a blind panic. Meanwhile, the entrepreneur  and his prostitutes continue beating you senseless and screaming at you to get out.

> _

You are not carrying anything in your inventory, since the police confiscated all of it.

You are wearing regular civilian clothes that make you look like an average guy. Except for the bowler hat, though. Not too many civilians in this area wear bowler hats. Your clothes are pretty soaked from landing into the swimming pool of a limo.

You are heavily injured. Bruises are everywhere, and you generally look like a mess.

Yell "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT IF YOU KEEP ATTACKING ME"