Player Actions
NotBomberguy
4
You tell the crew of the megatank that so many guns must be compensating for something. Your statement damages their self-esteem, causing 80 damage (somehow).
JamesH
Arming crusaders
You order a pair of energy swords from an interstellar cargo company. Your shipment will arrive in two turns.
Rabbot32
Landed tails
You ask the grim reaper for a favor. To leave hell. He tells you to forget off. Guess you're still stuck down here.
TableSalt
Landed heads
You ask the grim reaper for a favor. To leave hell. He agrees and lets you leave hell, while Rabbot32 rages in the distance at TableSalt getting to leave but not him.
Redconer
6(5+1)
You prepare an electro-magnetic pulse. shinyarceus4 assists, charging the pulse to maximum power. The resulting blast completely disables the enemy tank for this turn. Somehow redconer cuts himself too.
DELL
5
You climb into the main barrel of the tank and proceed to shank the crew. You are able to inflict 95 damage before they force you back out the barrel.
CRITAWAKETS
Loading Data into Memory
You start loading specific data into memory for future use. This will take three turns.
SubDaWoofer
Landed heads
You break the laws of reality to return to the overworld. You have been revived!
Twix
Finishes Tank
You finish construction of the heavy tank! Heavy Tank is added to allies. [Manual]
Ally Actions
Bastion
2
Bastion's turret jams. Causing 1 point of internal damage.
Jack the Crusader
5
Jack charges the tank. Inflicting 75 damage.
Frederick the Crusader
5
Frederick charges the tank. Inflicting 75 damage.
Mega Tank
Holy hell. This tank is complete with 2 miniguns, 2 5x rocket launchers, and an 80mm cannon. What, overkill?
Intel suggests this is a weaker model of it. Either way, prepare for an ass kicking.
Machine guns attack every 2 turns, dealing 1 damage to 2 people.
Rockets fire every 3 turns, dealing 2 damage to 2 people and 1 damage to 2 others.
Cannon fires every 4 turns, instakilling a target.
HP: 1000/1000 Armor: 425/750
The tanks attacks have been delayed by 1 turn due to EMP. Now is a good time to be aggressive.
Player List
Twix: 3/3
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 2/3
ZeUberMedic: machine gunned down
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: be safe around guns, kids
SubDaWoofer: 3/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3
NotBomberGuy: 3/3
MicroEDGE: 2/3
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: 1/3
Ally List
Autonomous
Bastion: 7/8
Jack the Crusader: 3/3
Frederick the Crusader: 3/3
Manual
Heavy Tank: 5/5
Processes
Energy Sword Shipment: Arrives in two turns.
Loading Data to Memory: Completes in three turns.
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