[PSA] MonsterJ is Zapk

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I will never understand why mom feels like she can make little snarky comments about my attempts to get a nice job. I'm still in college, but I'm writing cover letters, looking for internships etc... I have 2 more years left of college.

Anyways, my mother never finished college. She partied too hard. I'm even trying to invest and my mom keeps telling me "don't do this, don't do that." but she's never invested before. I'm trying to build my credit as well and my mom is giving me bad information as well... Her credit is terrible.

She always says these snide comments, and offers to help me. I decided to give her a chance and let her write a letter of recommendation for me. What did she give me? A recycled miniature portion of a letter she got from someone else.... It was only two sentences. I told her it needed to be longer and she couldn't understand why.

She told me not to bother writing cover letters because it's a waste. She thinks a resume is just enough. I've never heard of that before.

She's just so nonchalant, even at her own job. I go there to help her get work done. She was working from home two days ago and she kept coming up with every excuse under the sun not to download the program from her employers. She barely got any work done because she stalled for 4 hours!!!!

Why should I take advice from her? She isn't even successful. I hate to sound harsh but it's true. Even with my love life she will make comments about who I date yet she's been single for years, and can't keep a man when she even attempts to date. I just hate getting her "advice."

It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not forget her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.


this thread is like a autism attack

I will never understand why mom feels like she can make little snarky comments about my attempts to get a nice job. I'm still in college, but I'm writing cover letters, looking for internships etc... I have 2 more years left of college.

Anyways, my mother never finished college. She partied too hard. I'm even trying to invest and my mom keeps telling me "don't do this, don't do that." but she's never invested before. I'm trying to build my credit as well and my mom is giving me bad information as well... Her credit is terrible.

She always says these snide comments, and offers to help me. I decided to give her a chance and let her write a letter of recommendation for me. What did she give me? A recycled miniature portion of a letter she got from someone else.... It was only two sentences. I told her it needed to be longer and she couldn't understand why.

She told me not to bother writing cover letters because it's a waste. She thinks a resume is just enough. I've never heard of that before.

She's just so nonchalant, even at her own job. I go there to help her get work done. She was working from home two days ago and she kept coming up with every excuse under the sun not to download the program from her employers. She barely got any work done because she stalled for 4 hours!!!!

Why should I take advice from her? She isn't even successful. I hate to sound harsh but it's true. Even with my love life she will make comments about who I date yet she's been single for years, and can't keep a man when she even attempts to date. I just hate getting her "advice."

It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not forget her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.
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why's bobby's clothes so perfectly formed to his curves


this is going in my next blockland video