W A I S T L A N D
E P I C C R A B B A T T L E 2
shoot self with gun
unfortuneately, the gun only had two ammos. Whoops...
The wizzard's friend is approching you, along with the crab-spider army.
take knife
You take the crudely made knife from the knocked out wizzard. The wizzard's friend approches you with a machete and points it at you. The crab-spider army is approaching you.
Tell him that your a destroyer of obesilk member as well. and catch up on events with some beers
"Hey dude, im a destroyers of obelisk member"
"Wh-, ok then, show my your mark"
Try to find the GECK
You can't seem to find the Garden of Eden Creation Kit anywhere near this place
oh frick
semen crab wants to kill you
oh crap
wizard's friend is coming
shoot him, and donk his head with the gun's handle
or hit his sneak spot idk
also jump around in the h o r d e
use leg
You decide to attack your fellow obelisk destroyer brother, for no reason at all.
You start dual wielding your leg and the pistol's handle against him, but with one leg missing you get a -5 to combat rolls
A 11/20 rollYou manage to keep up with the obelisk destroyer's combat skills with the machete, even though you lack a leg.
As the crabs are getting nearer and nearer to you, the wizzard's friend looks at you
"OK STOP, i can see the mark on your leg which you are using as a weapon, we will discuss this incident later, now help me get my friend into the truck, or else we are both forgeted by thos spider-crabs."