Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[armyman12313]

You get a half eaten candy bar, its one dollar to get that item you dummy.

I insert one singular slice of bologna.

[Ad Bot]

[VTECPicaro]

You get a Pack of Oscar Mayer Balogna

I Put in a Can of Mtn Dew Baja Blast

[maxymax13]

you get triangular corn chips of the orange variety

i insert a floppy disk

[WaffleKing]

you get ground wart

I insert 5

[maxymax13]

you get 8

i insert the dino in the spacex ship

[FragrantGingerCalamari]

you get 8

i insert the dino in the spacex ship

You get a two Number 9s, AND a Number 9 large.

* FragrantGingerCalamari inserts one copy of Medal of Honor: Underground into one of those blue Redboxes they have at walmart for some reason

[VTECPicaro]

You recieve a rental for Home Improvement Season 4 on DVD.

I Put in wendy's chili

[Jackhammer]

you dont understand why, but you feel wendy is heartbroken at your decision to waste your meal.


i insert a camera on a rope to see what the forget happens in there

[maxymax13]

the machine activates its internal memetic hazards and you go blind the second you look at the camera's footage after retrieval

i insert a single 9mm bullet

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

you get 2 4.5mm bullets

i insert a piece of paper with "love moment" written on it and some kind of sticky white fluid saturating it

[TableSalt]

the machine visibly shudders; you get a cream soda

i insert an oversized $4 coin

[Jackhammer]

the machine grows legs and runs away, yelling "thanks for the money, stupid ass!" it then trips on a rock and falls face-first, dropping 4 smaller coins, each worth one dollar. the police arrive and arrest the vending machine

i yell profanities into the coin slot of the machine

[maxymax13]

you get liquid profanity in a cup

i insert a single-serve nescafe coffee machine pod

[VTECPicaro]

you recieve a bottle of discount coke

I Put in another vending machine

[maxymax13]

you get the vine boom sound effect

i insert a .cs file