Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 550501 times)

you feel immense pain on the side of you head then your ear is outputted

i insert

You Recieve

I Insert an Anchovy Pizza

you get an index card with "who the forget puts fish on pizza" on it

i insert the leg store

You recieve The foot store.

I Put in a Can of Coke.

you get a can of black tar heroin

i insert my favorite soft drink, 1/3 iced tea 1/3 root beer 1/3 dr pepper

the mix begins to bubble up at the bottom of the slot. it leaks out of the coin slot and onto the floor, melting it nearly instantly. it is currently wrecking havoc in china as we speak.


i give the vending machine a ticket for speeding

you immediately get fired for police brutality, as well as riddled with lead from the vending machine

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You recieve a note with big black text reading what

I Put in another Bottle of Discount Coke

you gwt a note saying "it's not discount coke :("

i insert the cone

you recieve the cube

i insert one (1) copy of The Orange Box for PS3

You recieve a Microtransaction Refund from EA in the form of a $0.12 GameStop Gift Card, a free copy of MySims, half of a moldy sandwich and a stale dorito.

I Put in Canned TV Static

you receive a can of little "no internet" icons.
i insert nuka cola

the machine coughs and spits out a plastic shell

i insert a crossbow bolt

you get a straightbow bolt

i insert leg store

You get some shattered glass and shattered dreams.

I insert a shovel, it even has some dirt left on it.