Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[failbros2]

the ice cream gets liquidized, and you notice toenail clippings and foot fungus in it. thank the heavens you threw it in there

i insert a flashbang

[Ad Bot]

[NumberOneTuxedo]

you get a- OH stuff IT BLEW UP MY FUCJING EYES

i insert a big ol acoustic guitar

[maxymax13]

you get a small young electric ukelele

i insert.. uhh.... i uh.. i insert... insert.... uhhhhhhh

[NumberOneTuxedo]

ok pablo you get "uhhh" because forget you

i insert the entire office building from sam and max

[Mr.Annoying]

You receive plenty of rubble, copper pipes, and shattered drywall given that you condensed a building into a vending machine. Someone will need to rebuild the damn thing too...

Two weeks later, I insert the Gun.

[maxymax13]

you get a Gun. not The Gun, A Gun.


i insert the concept of a lemon on the chain

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

skip


i inserty a dead dog pizza

[Plethora]

You receive a live cat taco.

I insert an octagon.

[SWAT One]

You receive a heptagon.

I insert a hexagon.

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

you get a circle


i insert CUM xD

[Metalliku]

the vending machine gives birth to a baby, congratulations, you are a father now!

i insert an entire archive of old geocities websites

[maxymax13]

you get an archive of fuzztoast posts. this is worthless!

i insert the concept of a lime on the chain

[failbros2]

looks like the other person who fiddled with the machine accidentally installed a colorswapping identification laser of sorts, so you get a lemon instead of a lime. better fix this issue, why is green considered yellow?

i insert a flashbang

[maxymax13]

the white is swapped for black, you get a can full of printer ink goop

i insert a chocolate bar

[Rigel]

You get $1.50

I insert a whole tub of butter