Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 599652 times)

the ice cream gets liquidized, and you notice toenail clippings and foot fungus in it. thank the heavens you threw it in there

i insert a flashbang

you get a- OH stuff IT BLEW UP MY FUCJING EYES

i insert a big ol acoustic guitar

you get a small young electric ukelele

i insert.. uhh.... i uh.. i insert... insert.... uhhhhhhh

ok pablo you get "uhhh" because forget you

i insert the entire office building from sam and max

You receive plenty of rubble, copper pipes, and shattered drywall given that you condensed a building into a vending machine. Someone will need to rebuild the damn thing too...

Two weeks later, I insert the Gun.

you get a Gun. not The Gun, A Gun.

i insert the concept of a lemon on the chain


i inserty a dead dog pizza