Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 707845 times)

You received another soPhysician Prescribed Desoxyning

I insert 3 1/2 grams of fermenting canine fecal matter.

Drydess stops you before you can even put it in and steal the dog feces

I insert my dignity

You receive that which is equal to what you have sacrificed.

I insert 2021.

You receive 2021 cookies

I insert j

you receive a cd for J-Walk's Real Man Spaghetti Man Prod Spillboy & Cat Soup GELmOdfnFQQ

i insert a 5 pound dumbbell

you receive a guitar pick signed by johnny cash that may or may not contain a rfid chip to his sarcophagus.

i insert my unsolicited spam mail

you get solicited spam mail

i insert 47 chocolate doubloons

i get 47 foil wrappers.

i insert r2033

you get blockland 2. its the same game of always except you basically can't do anything in it, you're just an empty dark room with the words "blockland 2" in wall

i insert the remains of what used to be a popcorn machine

you get metal and plastic scraps puffed in the shape of popcorn.

i insert a stick of lip balm.

the lip balm coats the dollar insert hole thing, you cant resist and start making out with the vending machine, you found your one true love

i insert the orange box disk

You wait for just over a decade and you get a VR Prequel. Cool?

I insert 407,934,688,555.74 Bolívares.
That's 1 USD at the time of this post. Bolivares are the Venezuelan Currency.

you get 1.4 million osrs gold

i insert the soul of the ban the user above you forum game thread

you get 1.4 million osrs gold

i insert the soul of the ban the user above you forum game thread
You get banned for that post.

I insert a Broken CD. You can't quite make out the text but you're certain it's a trial CD for soPhysician Prescribed Desoxyning.

Turns out it's an old trial CD for the Runescape Classic demo. Did that even exist? You sell it as a rarity and strike it rich!

I insert $2