Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Dr.Block]

You receive 18 eighths.

I shove a screwdriver in there.

[Ad Bot]

[MINORBRANDON21]

You get a Dollar Bill!

*DewDoritoz inserts The Same Dollar Bill.

5 Months and 22 Days Later

You received the same Dollar Bill from the 13th of March!

*DewDoritoz inserts The Same Dollar Bill from 5 Months and 22 Days Ago.

DewDoritoz: "I feel proud of myself!"

[Blockomaniac]

The dollar is rejected, coming out slightly more crumpled

I try to force the machine to accept it

[Masterlegodude]

The machine rejects the dollar once more and fires a powerful laser, killing you instantly for your persistence

* Masterlegodude gently inserts a freshly printed and uncrumpled dollar bill

[Dr.Block]

You receive the same dollar bill, now totally crumpled and completely forgeted.

I do my best to smooth it out, fold it into an origami crane, and stuff it back in the slot.

[Blockomaniac]

You get folded by the machine into an origami crane.

I insert four quarters.

[Master Matthew²]

You get nothing because nothing costs a dollar anymore, come on.

I insert a sixteen quarters.

[Dr.Block]

For $4, you get one bottle of water.

I open the bottle and pour the water into the slot.

[Goth77]

For $4, you get one bottle of water.

I open the bottle and pour the water into the slot.

The vending machine starts to shoot out sparks, then you hear a loud *CLUNK* as the machine resets it's internal computer. It has gifted you a small bag of chips, as initially designed

whilst thinking "I'm probably gonna regret this, I should have kept it sealed"
* Goth inserts a rare pokemon card *