Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[PurpleMetro]

you get a console that will explode in the next ~ seconds c;

I insert a period.

[Ad Bot]

[Dominator]

You get vaginal blood

I insert my snake

[Masterlegodude]

I insert my snake

You're the 300th person to say that

You get your dismembered snake back

* Masterlegodude inserts a Keyblade

[Clone trooper]

You get a Nuclear Taco!

Clone Trooper inserts 20 galactic credits. Which is worth $1.00 on Earth, in the Sol system.

[Alex Man!]

You get stolen money. You put it in a cardboard box and a homeless person was inside.

I insert a Hannah Montana CD.

[yuhwryu]

you get crap
what I'm trying to say is, you get it back.

I insert invalid argument

[Alex Man!]

You get a valid one.

I insert condoms full of drugs.

[Nachtara]

You get a used condom with no more drugs.

I insert a preserved eyeball.

[Alex Man!]

You get a non-preserved eyeball. nasty.

I insert lava.

[Dominator]

You're the 300th person to say that

You get your dismembered snake back

* Masterlegodude inserts a Keyblade

Was I? I hadn't noticed.

[Man 2]

You get a non-preserved eyeball. nasty.

I insert lava.

The vending machine grows extremely hot, several popping sounds are heard inside, and the unit melts and drains into the floor.


*three minutes later*
The vending machine spontaneously generates in a Berlin suburb.
Gogogo

[Nachtara]

I Ctrl+K until I respawn near the Berlin suburb in question. I find the new machine and insert a frying pan.

[Alex Man!]

you receive explosions.

I insert food cooked in foil.

[Alex Man!]

Bumple my truffles.

[Nachtara]

You get Adam West.

I insert another bump.