Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad) (Read 843408 times)

SwiftHyena2593 · April 07, 2018, 06:40:00 PM

I take the arm out and stand there in shock. I eat it and then i spit out the bones.
I insert the bones.

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badguy098 · April 07, 2018, 07:01:41 PM

you get accused of murder and arrested
you find fake news

Superfun909 · April 08, 2018, 06:14:10 PM

the vending machine dispenses your arm and a sewing kit to sew your arm on, then noticing that you've run off, it dispenses a paper with ":(" written on it

i insert my new 2ds xl

Blockchip · April 08, 2018, 07:29:22 PM

you get a used new 2ds xl & knuckles plus 50 dollars store credit

i insert the letter h

Stellarnaut · April 08, 2018, 07:32:56 PM

you get e

i insert instert

Insert Name Here� · April 08, 2018, 07:55:10 PM

you get me

i insert my loving snake

Font · April 08, 2018, 11:27:24 PM

you get arrested for rape

i insert 1 cent

AtlasBlue · April 09, 2018, 02:56:41 PM

You get $1.

I insert the entire state of Texas.

SwiftHyena2593 · April 09, 2018, 05:08:54 PM

Sandy hops out of the vending machine.
i insert my vehicles topic

failbros2 · April 09, 2018, 11:05:30 PM

You get another vehicle topic by a different person.

i poot dispenser

craftersshaft · April 10, 2018, 10:10:19 AM

The dispenser is now the main power source of the vending machine.

I put in a flashcart.

Master Matthew� · April 27, 2018, 08:16:58 PM

You receive a thank you letter from Nintendo.

I insert $1.

Stellarnaut · April 27, 2018, 08:22:07 PM

you get $2

i insert a flashbang

Curse You · April 27, 2018, 09:36:12 PM

you get some hot pockets

*Curse You inserts a fleshlight

failbros2 · April 27, 2018, 11:50:06 PM

*The vending machine refuses to accept it.

i insert an M1 garand clip