Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer (Read 25240 times)

MrCookie · October 21, 2008, 11:22:06 PM

Jesus IS A computer. period

He IS the computer.

:( koopykati

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Diargon · October 23, 2008, 12:00:36 AM

He can load all of the loads on blockland and get NO LAG

MrCookie · October 23, 2008, 12:55:20 AM

He can load Badspot.

Dr. Toast · October 23, 2008, 01:21:20 AM

He IS Badspot
He has a billion trilobyte hard drive.

Bones4 · October 24, 2008, 07:59:00 AM

Totally random thread is lulzy.

Falcondude · October 24, 2008, 09:09:07 AM

He can't use fraps because the counter can't display infinity

Aphtonites · October 24, 2008, 11:36:27 AM

When he plays a game, it doesn't show up on his monitor, the game shows up in real life.

Monty · October 24, 2008, 11:39:41 AM

Why would Jesus need a computer anyway? He doesn't need to abide by the laws of physics, he can change them if he needs.

MackTheHunter · October 24, 2008, 10:37:52 PM

He doesn't need speakers, they are already in his ear.

cybertron · October 24, 2008, 10:43:10 PM

Jesus uses Holysoft XP

Jesus has 5 programs: Holyfox,God's Playground,The Recycle Bin of D00M,Holyland,Holyland Heaven Editor

MackTheHunter · October 24, 2008, 10:49:45 PM

Jesus doesn't need Gmod, he can do anything he wants in the real world anyway, IE use ragdolls. :O

MrCookie · October 24, 2008, 11:31:04 PM

Jesus doesn't need Gmod, he can do anything he wants in the real world anyway, IE use ragdolls. :O

Ragdolls = Us

EvilMuffinZ · October 24, 2008, 11:33:00 PM

Jesus' research is in a golden folder :3

MrCookie · October 24, 2008, 11:34:26 PM

Jesus' research is in a golden folder :3

He is research.

EvilMuffinZ · October 24, 2008, 11:47:02 PM

So he looks at himself when he gets bored?!? O: