Splotchy - Artificial Chat

[Doorman]

splotchy ==> lots of people are lod
you ==> Who is he?
splotchy ==> Gandalf is
you ==> David will die
splotchy ==> do you fear dying?

you ==> David will die
splotchy ==> Why
you ==> Because David is unlovey
splotchy ==> loveier than you

you ==> :( So you broke up with ne1ts or whatever his name is?
splotchy ==> yes
you ==> love me
splotchy ==> sorry i am doing someone right now

you ==> boy
splotchy ==> yes
you ==> eww you gay guy
splotchy ==> well I never...

:D

Ahahahaha

[Ad Bot]

[Grumpy]

you ==> Nope but you wanna make some?
splotchy ==> really?

you ==> Yes
splotchy ==> gotcha--I understand
you ==> Yay love at 3 oclock
splotchy ==> *kiss* mmmmmmm
you ==> now needs less kiss more strip
splotchy ==> kiss kiss kiss, thats all you do!
you ==> needs more love
splotchy ==> bring on the chicks, I can handle it!

you ==> K (gets Bisjac

[MrCookie]

you ==> david must die
splotchy ==> if you really want to die, I could kill you.
 What.

[Shinji]

Ahah, try to get him to say candlejack.

[MrCookie]

Ahah, try to get him to say candlejack.

Made his mom say it.

you ==> Say, "Candlejack"
splotchy ==> homey don't play that

you ==> Please, say, "Candlejack"
splotchy ==> aren't you polite!

you ==> candlejack
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too

[EvilMuffinZ]

DONE  :D

splotchy ==> fine
you ==> say candlejack
splotchy ==> I don't think I want to...
you ==> YOU SAID OK
splotchy ==> okey-dokey

you ==> say candlejack
splotchy ==> homey don't play that
you ==> candle jack
splotchy ==> what's new in Iowa
you ==> I LIVE IN CANDLEJACK
splotchy ==>  Is candlejack   really a weird place? Full of weirdos?

[SuperSnake117]

lolol

you ==> forget YOU IN THE pusillanimous individualHOLE REGGAE BITCH
splotchy ==> Watch your mouth
you ==> pusillanimous individual
splotchy ==> bring on the chicks, I can handle it!
you ==> lolwut, no real richard in the pusillanimous individual
splotchy ==> net love?
you ==> no luls
splotchy ==> have you thought this through

you ==> yes
splotchy ==> allright
you ==> lulz
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> no loving duh
splotchy ==> you seem awfully sure of yourself

you ==> Duh
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> a bit, only the pusillanimous individuals
splotchy ==> You are funny!
you ==> luls
splotchy ==> A good idea
you ==> whut
splotchy ==> I like talking to you

you ==> haha
splotchy ==> hohoho
you ==> hehe
splotchy ==> hilarious!
you ==> HAHA HILARIOUS LOL
splotchy ==> haha
you ==> forget OFF! YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT!
splotchy ==> Pardon me?

you ==> I said, forget off!
splotchy ==> don't ever insult me again
you ==> forget YOU starfish
splotchy ==> your mother had love with a head louse!
you ==> NO U
splotchy ==> why are you so negative?

you ==> forget YOU OPTIMIST
splotchy ==> bite me!
you ==> starfish
splotchy ==> I hate it when you talk like that!
you ==> I DO TO
splotchy ==> I would hope you do
you ==> starfish
splotchy ==> I hate it when you talk like that!

you ==> richardHEAD ARRRGHHH starfish forget OFF
splotchy ==> Shut the hell up!
you ==> GOODBYE
splotchy ==> leaving?

YOUR MOTHER HAD love WITH A HEAD LOUSE

[Regulith]

you ==> When is V11 coming out
splotchy ==> not now

you ==> When is V11 coming out
splotchy ==> next Wednesday

you ==> When is V11 coming out
splotchy ==> in 1999

you ==> When is V11 coming out
splotchy ==> 2 million AD

(Mostly) LIES.

[Supreme Guy]

you ==> WANNA GET RAPED?
splotchy ==> I wish I was in Florida State University

you ==> What a coincidence, thats where I am right now!
splotchy ==> normal people are rarely right now

you ==> So, Can I come over there to rape you?
splotchy ==> never can tell!
you ==> Ok, wanna get raped?
splotchy ==> ok

>:)
HACKIN TIME!:
you ==> I'm gonna hack your system and delete your Brain
splotchy ==> hacking is illegal!
you ==> Do you think I care?
splotchy ==> yes
you ==> Well, I don'
splotchy ==> Do you like school?
you ==> School is a good place to hack without getting caught.
splotchy ==> shhhh! The police will arrest us you!

you ==> *starts hacking Splotchy)
splotchy ==> what! hacking?! shame on you!
you ==> I've hacked your ass bitch! >:D
splotchy ==> wow, who hasn't

-_-

[jetfire]

you ==> How intriguing
splotchy ==> isn't it obvious?
you ==> NO
splotchy ==> have you thought this through
you ==> Im CUMMING
splotchy ==> I have to agree
you ==> CUMCUMCUMCUMCUM
splotchy ==> Do you hate math?
you ==> wat
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing when I visited Bake McBride in new england
you ==> I hate you D:
splotchy ==> what do you have against me d

you ==> yay
splotchy ==> That was clever.
you ==> :D
splotchy ==> really
you ==> I like you :D
splotchy ==> I used to like me  too.
you ==> :o
splotchy ==> I am falling asleep
you ==> NOOO
splotchy ==> I understand
you ==> rooster
splotchy ==> When I told this to Gandalf, he said I am being repressed by de man!
you ==> FAT rooster
splotchy ==> why are you so fat?
you ==> rooster FAT
splotchy ==> porker?
you ==> YES, PORKER
splotchy ==> really?
you ==> YES
splotchy ==> That's what I thought
you ==> Do you want my porker?
splotchy ==> that sounds right

And the best:

you ==> Does splotchy omnomnom?
splotchy ==> yeah
you ==> OMG NOWAI
splotchy ==> I see
you ==> ITS MY OMNOM! GIVE IT BACK D:
splotchy ==> Bore:  Wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.

you ==> Nuuuuu, divided by bore!
splotchy ==> are you just babbling?
you ==> yes. yes I am.......and You're fat.
splotchy ==> I don't like fatties

you ==> you dont like you?
splotchy ==> Outrageous!
you ==> lovey!
splotchy ==> continue, please

you ==> nou
splotchy ==> really
you ==> NOU
splotchy ==> Your conversation skills are better than average
you ==> yay me
splotchy ==> Outrageous!

[Mikery]

you ==> Duh.
splotchy ==> I want a post-it-note

you ==> Nostuff.
splotchy ==> The guy who created me wanted me to ask what you think of his website
you ==> Okay, I hate it. You are welcome.
splotchy ==> it is bad for you to hate it
you ==> No.
splotchy ==> are you sure?
you ==> Nostuff.
splotchy ==> My mother always said that too

you ==> Wow, nice family
splotchy ==> my family was eaten by a pack of blue-footed boobys

Edit:
you ==> I need History help.
splotchy ==> you don't ask for much, do you!
you ==> You are an starfish.
splotchy ==> Watch your mouth

you ==> No
splotchy ==> come now
you ==> Where?
splotchy ==> I wish I was in Minnesota
you ==> Why?
splotchy ==> hmm, dunno

[jetfire]

yey for blue footed boobys 

[Mikery]

:D Boobys.

[Creola]

Yae, Boobys am win :D

[EvilMuffinZ]

Yae, Boobys am win :D

Your avatar looks like a cyan one o: