You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sub4sub?
You: Oh wow. You pathetic little bug, you!
You: Go die in a hole for me, ok!?
Stranger: :'(
You: Ok. Lets go do that
You: Bitch
You: Ill forget you all night
Stranger: are you gay?
You: You like that, huh?
You: Ill split that ass and crack a nut on it,
You: lovey, hmm?
Stranger: i did the same to your mom last night :D
You: My mom is dead, thank you for trying though!
You: Now lets go get you a hole to die in, k?
You: Come on.
You: Ya know, ill just rape you in the hole. Ill let you live.
You: for now
Stranger: ;(
Stranger: why u hating
You: My mommy says I have to go to bed now.
Stranger: liar!
You: No she says I has to riiiight now!
Stranger: k go sleep
Stranger: night best friend :)
You: i love you too baby
Stranger: forget you :D
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Stranger: 22/f/germany here. wanna cyber?
You: yeah. 23/f/antarctica
You: lets tape a researcho
You: 2 girls, 5 cups!!!
Stranger: only 5????
Stranger: damn girl you suck
You: hell no, baby!
You: 666 cups!
Stranger: no
Stranger: 2 girls, 4 cows, 666 cups
You: hell yes
Stranger: we'll make our very own chocolate milk
You: oh ho ho
You: :)
Stranger: are you santa?
You: ...
You: maybe
Stranger: santa research mhhh
You: but if the world seems me, ill have to kill you
You: maybe i could kill you first, THEN we can film it!
You: wanna call me?
You: ill give you lots of presents this year, if you know what I mean
Stranger: mhhh
Stranger: like a whole farm?
You: more than a whole farm
You: 3 farms
You: maybe even more
You: --- --- ----
You: ask for -----. thats my real name
You: bye lover
Stranger: bye my love
You: i love yooouuuu
Stranger: I love you so much more hun
You: oh baby i love you til the end of time
Stranger: oh I'll love you for all eternity
You: ill love you until theres no such thing as eternity or time, in the verrrry distant future baby
Stranger: ok you win
Stranger: I'm too lazy to love you that long
You: aw baby
You: ill still love you
You: but theres this goat that ive been eye-ing lately
You: such milk he gives!
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????!!!!
Stranger: don't you dare let him make your chocolate milk!!!!
You: dont worry
You: ill kill him before he even finds out what chocolate milk is
Stranger: I hope so
You: mmhmm
You: so call that number
You: ask for -----, thats santa's real name
You: my dog was so mean
You: he had to be put to sleep
You: but before we could do that, my mommy got scared and said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Stranger: that's quite illogical
Stranger: santa can't live in belair
You: thats when im in disguise
You: santa needs some action
You: its not all toys and elfs with me, that will make me look gay
Stranger: I bet some female elfs are quite hot
You: hell no
You: they have no boobs and look like little girls
Stranger: then stop hiring them duuuh
Stranger: hire models
You: and the elf police are always watching me
You: but they cost so much
You: how much do you think supplies for toys are?!
Stranger: no, every model would love to please santa
Stranger: idk like 3 bucks?
You: yup..
You: but we only get, like, $20 a year
Stranger: then I can't help you
You: maybe ill go try and kidnap some in the night
Stranger: yeah do that
You: now what?
Stranger: you go get some
You: ok
Stranger: who's the best looking celeb?
You: hmm
You: you, baby <3
Stranger: right answer
You: OH CRAP THE COPS FOLLOWED MY ELFS WHO KIDNAPPED THE MODELS
You: DAMN IT AHHH
Stranger: at least you got rid of the elfs
You: they got some of my elfs, but i got the models and some other elfs
You: ill kill these elfs
Stranger: need some help?
You: nope, i got my shotgun right here
Stranger: ok
You: but ill always need you :)
Stranger: im leavin
You: noooo
Stranger: bye hun
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you
You: bye, my love
Stranger: oh come on I haven't taken a shower in three weeks
You: oh
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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