Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[MrBloxxer]

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[Talent74]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asl?
You: YOU MOTHER forgetER
You have disconnected.

[Talent74]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Everything going good?
Stranger: yeah
You: Great. Do you play Blockland?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Blockland haters gonna hate.

[Night Fox]

I've been talking to this girl from kentucky for hours. :o

I made a friend on it to

[Night Fox]

Stranger:  horny?
You: HURR BURR
Your conversational partner has disconnected
I have the record of the shortest disconnection.

WRONG:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Talent74]

WRONG:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheLegomaster]

Stranger: HOW COULD YOU????? YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
You: I don't know! I just...
You: I just thought it would be one time and never again you know?
Stranger: YOU JUST WEREN'T THINKING! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT? I LOVED YOU
You: I didn't think the damn monkey would mind if I ate his banana!
But apparently he did, and killed your dog! :C
Stranger: MY DOG TOO??? FIRST MY DAUGHTER, NOW MY DOG... WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE BEING YOUR TOY! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GO FISH EVER AGAIN, FIND SOME OTHER CHICK! I'M DONE!
You: I'M DONE TOO! I'M GONNA FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO TASTE MY DELICIOUS PIES, AND IT'S NOT YOU!
You: *Slams door shut*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let me be clear. I want to forget ass
You: ur gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kalphiter]

This is the 667th reply in this thread

[Unwritten Calender]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: damn
You: you beat me
You: girl
You: 17
You: nevada
Stranger: lol
Stranger: boy
You: ohh..
Stranger: 17 new york
You: big snake?
Stranger: yeaa
You: cool! me too!!
Stranger: ???
You: :D
Stranger: u are a boy
You: correct!
You: hahaha jk
You: i love doing that.
You: im really a girl
You: no joke
Stranger: thanks god
You: haha
You: its so funny
Stranger: yeaaa
You: SINCE IM REALLY A GUY!
You have disconnected.

[Brickman]

[Scoud]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hi'
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
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You: hi
You: hi
You: h
You: i
You: fail
You: chainfail
You: forget
Stranger: friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Flying Ace]

you people like trolling apparently :|

[Smokesta]

Well uh i found a perv while chatting

[Jetlok]

-snip-

I was just doing that to people
I have a feeling you saw me and copied me

[HellHound]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: forget you
Stranger: you'd like to, wouldn't you
You: I do like bacon.
Stranger: then forget a pig, not me (:
You: I hate you! You made me divorce Mr. Franklin!
Stranger: i appologizee
You: It's too late for that!
You have disconnected.