Wish Granted, but...

[tails]

Granted. but i steal it again


I wish i had a big

[Ad Bot]

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Granted but that isn't a sentence stfu.

I WISH FOR MOAR PENORS

[Mr Smash]

Granted, but the sight of more penors causes you to go homoloveual.

I wish nothing was too good for me.

[TheFireyPhoenix]

 

Wish granted, but you die and stuff happens.

I wish Ephialtes would get shot in the face

[Jervan]

Granted but hes a mutant.

I wish this thread died.

[TheFireyPhoenix]

wish granted bu- *badspot comes in and locks it*

I wish cookiemonster didn't loveually abuse Ephialtes when he was 5.

[Mr Smash]

Wish Granted, but because the cookie monster did not abuse ephialtes he got very frustrated with all the built up loveual desires. Eventually he lost it and decided to go after you instead. Now you remember the horrors in your dreams and sometimes you don't go to seep in fear that the cookie monster will come back for more. 

I wish that the next person who post in this thread gets a case of "spontaneous human combustion" (that will kill the thread )

[TheFireyPhoenix]

No that will kill the pe- *asplodes*

I wish I didn't asplode

[Mr Smash]

Wish granted, but because you did not combust or explode whatever. The effects of my wish where cancled out as because your wish make it so you never combusted. So for no reason there is a disturbance in the natural order, Bad? Yes very. Because nature is such a powerful thing the earth will all of a sudden move of it's orbit of the sun and heads towards a black hole. That way the natural order can hind this disturbance because no one is crazy enough to go in one. Basically its a way of healing, The Bad part is we are all going to be crushed into a tiny speck of dust.

(before you flam me and say what a load of bullsh*t i am bored so i came up with this off the top of my head)

I wish I had something to undo this disturbance so we all don’t die. 

[TheFireyPhoenix]

Wish granted, but Kaphix ripping the space-time continuum kills you anyways because *repeats your post*

I wish the last 3 posts of idiocy never happened

[Mr Smash]

Wish granted, but the process of removing them from reailty was very painful and has scard us for life.
(although the posts are still there...)

I wish i had some popi's chicken (its fuking awesome and i am hungry)

[|Shadow]

granted but it gives you food poisoning :D

I wish I had....A mansion :D

[Mr Smash]

Granted, but it is hunted with lots of ghosts and also some mutations that have escaped from the hidden lab. There all hungry for your flesh! There may well be zombies in there too! Enjoy your sleep tonight  

I wish for a new laptop that is very powerful

[Terror]

Wish granted but it is a Mac.

I wish for ONeill to give me back my first-born daughter.

[Rolland]

Granted, but he raped and killed her and all you get are the bones.

I wish VG Cats made a comic of Blockland :D