Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 653851 times)

Granted, but it gets replaced in the next update 2 days later and everyone forgets about your contribution.

I wish Family RPs didnt exist. So stupid.

Wish granted but people make Hobo Family RP's




I wish for a Badspot sized hamburger



It's made of inedible bricks.

I wish I could actually DRAW something.

You get the ability to draw, but you realize that no matter what, you can only draw this creepy face that ends up appearing in your dreams.

It frightens you. 

You decide that, after several months of seeing this dream, and being forced to draw this face on everything you can through an unusual form of magic after effect, you are mentally ill and go to see a doctor.  The doctor, as it turns out, is a demon and tries to kill you.  You end up having to fight your way out of a demonic hospital with only your wit and a very sharp pencil.

No seriously, the thing is freakin' sharp.  Cheers to the manufacturer of that sharpener you used.

Anyway, you get outside and see that the whole world has been altered, and that creepy face has replaced the sun.  The sky is now orange with black clouds, the grass is all dead, no animals are found anywhere in sight, and all the people have been turned into ravenous zombies craving flesh.

Only YOUR flesh.

To make things worse, your new-found OCD for drawing on stuff has kicked into overdrive and you can't fight the urge.  You start to draw the creepy face on the dark pavement with your pencil and are eventually eaten by the zombie horde.... all the while drawing that evil face.

When you die, life returns to normal.

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I hope you enjoyed this as your personal response.

Wish granted but I didn't see a wish.





I wish for more beer.

Wish granted but I didn't see a wish.





I wish for more beer.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

You get your beer but then you realize that it was MY beer, and I club you to death with it.

I wish for life to end.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

You get your beer but then you realize that it was MY beer, and I club you to death with it.

I wish for life to end.
Wish granted but life restarts.

I wish I ate Jerkface

Wish granted but you BECOME Jerkface after consumption.

I wish shaders had straight lines.

Wish granted but you BECOME Jerkface after consumption.

I wish shaders had straight lines.
Wish granted but shader lines become gay again and turn ugly.


I wish I ruled the Off Topic section

Granted but a new Off Topic section is made and yours is archived.

I wish that winter break would come already

Granted but a new Off Topic section is made and yours is archived.

I wish that winter break would come already
Granted but you and your whole family die when your house collapses from the weight of 5 feet of snow.


I wish I were a derp

Wish granted but you get derpes

I wish I was Starscream and survived the shot I took from Galvatron during my Decepticon coronation.

:3

Wish granted but you die.

I wish i could take a hot shower of marshmallow gaben semen, flying across my face in sticky strands.

Wish granted, but then you die.

I wish i had a vending machine.

Wish granted, but then you die.

I wish i had a vending machine.

Life well spent