Wish Granted, but...

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but it catches on fire burning your face off.



I wish for more mashed potatoes

[Ad Bot]

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but the mashed potatoes are time bombs that explodes in your hand.



I wish for Crown to be better at the Wish granted game c:

[MrMcCakey]

he still isn't that great

i wish half my school wasn't full of steaming stuff students

[Alex Man!]

Wish granted, but without the steaming stuff students to yell at, the teachers become insane and kill themselves in the middle of class. Blood is on your hands, literally.

I wish for the finest bowl of Frosted Flakes prepared by a black man who is trained to whistle the Super Mario Brothers theme song backwards while rollerskating.
MEET MY DEMANDS

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but he rapes you with his 2 foot long richard.




I wish for it to warm up

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but your car warms up and explodes while you're driving it.



I wish I was a

[MrMcCakey]

Wish granted but he rapes you with his 2 foot long richard.

having a snake longer than 13 inches and getting an erection would kill you

there isn't enough blood in your body to rush through it

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but I dont see a wish




I wish I was a 

[Clone v.117]

Wish granted but you break when a fat kid tries to use you as a carrot.

I wish I could see through the clothes of any girl I choose.

[MrMcCakey]

granted but every girl that lives in your area suddenly becomes fat

i wish i could meet pbat

[jarelash]

Wish granted but he doesnt like you.

I wish there was no school today...

[Toney]

wish granted, but you get homeschooled

[danisaac5]

wish granted but there was no wish

i wish for fire

[brian498]

granted but it burns your house down.


 i wish i had a revolver

[danisaac5]

wish granted, but its rusty and doesnt work

i wish to get my burnt house back (as is was before)