Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Arcturus]

519: fill all the lemonade and apple juice bottles with piss
520: go into the games section and scream "loving GAMES, HOW DO THEY WORK???"
521: go to the auto section and grab all the oil containers and poor them on the floor while running from the guards

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[Volko]

522:  Piss in someone's shopping cart.

[Man 2]

523: Set all the alarm clocks to 12:34 in the afternoon, and then yell "MAKE A WISH!!!" as they go off.

[brickybob]

188. Suck at counting.

188. If you're a fat guy, take off your shirt and run around repetitively screaming whatever you please.

524: Mindforget.

[Pew446]

524: Mindforget.

525: stuffbrix.

[MaxNikkos]

526: Dress up as a teddy bear and stand really still near the entrance. When a small child with it's mum goes to hug you, put it on your shoulder and run off into the store :P

[LordCutlerBeckett]

527: Get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

[sorrel]

528: Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply yell "HE"S GOING TO HELP ME PICK OUT HIS FAVORITE DOG FOOD!"

529:Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"

530:Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head

531:71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

532:As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items

[Shinji]

1. AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.

[Dfmachir]

[insert next number after previous post here]: Bitchslap everyone you see.

[Tingalz]

1. Completely start over
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1. AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.

:(

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

27. Puke on the floor then start eating it.

My dogdoes that :U

533: 99 bottles of mayo for sale, 99 bottles of...

534: give the cashier a tip of monopoly money

[Shinji]

1. Completely start over
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stole ur thundr br0

[Legodude77]

545? Run around the store asking people"I wonder whats for dinner?"
546: Punch the manger in front of everyone.

[ryu hayabusa]

Run around naked shouting "lolsnake"