Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46414 times)

placing a stereotype on an entire group of people you accuse of doing such things is a bit hypocritical

placing a stereotype on an entire group of people you accuse of doing such things is a bit hypocritical

I'm sure that's what the kool kids klub said to the black people's family after having used their bodies as tinder in one of their klan rally bonfires. マホ~

k lets do this. The cat man.

Once upon a time there wsd a mna qwph hasf engouhg cats to eart for a lifwe rtime. Therend

Malestrom once tried to lose weight
Because she'd never been out on a date
She said "Dad, don't lick
Let me off of your richard!"
But ever more twinkies she ate

She tried to lose fat on the Wii
But couldn't cuz all she could see
Was her dad sneaking up
With his hand up her muff
And begging "Please Malestrom forget me!"

マホ~
Um... hate to burst your bubble, but I'm underweight, hun.

Once upon a ti ne, a oersib baned hie bib was ib day in office tyoing on a computer. When he got email from hib brotjher je saod o wo;; fac-

Okay, I stopped. I ended up opening a new tab and searching "comseqiemc"

I name this "The Food Giving CrCIA"

Once someone trued t = fuve ne sinetgubg ti eat vyt u sad nbo ab tgeb u was gybdrt kater abd asjed fir sn=inetgubg i eat abd tgey sad bi and u was kuje :wky nab: abd gt was kuje "u alreadt ATE UT" abd u screaned abd dued

Christ that was horrible.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 07:21:43 PM by otto-san »

Once someone trued t = fuve ne sinetgubg ti eat vyt u sad nbo ab tgeb u was gybdrt kater abd asjed fir sn=inetgubg i eat abd tgey sad bi and u was kuje :wky nab: abd gt was kuje "u alreadt ATE UT" abd u screaned abd dued

Christ that was horrible.
t:fuve::sn:inetgubg?

HOLY stuff, WHAT IS MAKING YOU GUYS POST SO FAST
I'm sure that's what the kool kids klub said to the black people's family after having used their bodies as tinder in one of their klan rally bonfires. マホ~
race is a social construct. anyone who thinks not should grow the forget up

one day meduicatr atre a person, hr died the end. :3

HOLY stuff, WHAT IS MAKING YOU GUYS POST SO FASTrace is a social construct. anyone who thinks not should grow the forget up

So are profanities and the taboo associated with loveuality. まほ~

The  zomvir
one thom tuere was a zonbor wyo likefd cakan d pearnta. rhe e nd,

I wrote:
The Zombie
One time there was a zombie who liked cake and pizza. The end.

So are profanities and the taboo associated with loveuality. まほ~
yeah well that's my problem

The  zomvir
one thom tuere was a zonbor wyo likefd cakan d pearnta. rhe e nd,

I wrote:
The Zombie
One time there was a zombie who liked cake and pizza. The end.
Way off.

The Zinbie
One time there was a zombie wjop liked cake and pizza. Te end.
Dammit.

Harold sat despondently at the bar, nursing his sixth glass of gin. It was a shame that he had been brought down like this. He had thought the merger could have been completed without so many complications, but it was not to be. Instead, so many problems were cropping up that the thing had to be dropped like a hot potato. ANd the same went for him.

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I am Satan when I type with my eyes closed. ._.