Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46066 times)

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Once apon and time there was a princess or got shot in the head. her parents were some upset that the killed the guy who killed the princes.. Then they got aressted ther next day.
THE END!

HOLY  @#!*% ! Wow that was bad!

hii ii'm 2ollux and today we are goiing to teach you how to be not 2uch a forgetiing loser okay 2tep one, 2tfu and 2top wiith the CUNT 2 10 TOPICICS YOU IIDIIOT2 GOT DAMN forgetIING 2HIT monday2 WAIIT IS2 THII2 IIN CAP2 I II CANT TELL CUZ IIM CLO2ING MY EYE2 forget MY LII2P LOL WAIT WAHT OKAY LOOK AT THII2 0U0 OH QIT THAT2 2TUPIID OH WELL

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the story of luv -
there was a man and a women and they maed the love and the babu and then were uin the hopiktal abd the truck wrnt thruy the hospitla abd then they died
the end

"2OLLUX"
hii ii'm 2ollux and today we are goiing to teach you how to be not 2uch a forgetiing loser okay 2tep one, 2tfu and 2top wiith the CUNT 2 10 TOPICICS YOU IIDIIOT2 GOT DAMN forgetIING 2HIT monday2 WAIIT IS2 THII2 IIN CAP2 I II CANT TELL CUZ IIM CLO2ING MY EYE2 forget MY LII2P LOL WAIT WAHT OKAY LOOK AT THII2 0U0 OH QIT THAT2 2TUPIID OH WELL
« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 06:06:29 PM by The Titanium »

"FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
Each of these was written in 60 seconds.

fables of the universe and everything in it
this timeless collection of fables from eons ago will warm your heart and sanswer your burning questions, like how the camel got its bump or why the tuttle is faster than the rabbit. this tim collection of fables has been carefully arranged by world renknowned scholar and student wedge, a



how tuttle beat rabbit
turtle and rabibt raced a lot and turtle always lost. Hahaaha you are too slow said the rabbit. Turtule was angry so he decided to bea t the rabbit at the race. They hand a new race and this time turtle had a trick. He paid fox with some  hash to kill the rabbit. the reace began and the fox ate the rabbit

the morale is do not get eaten by a fox



the tale of the kking and the butterfly
there once was a king who hated his wife a lot so he wished she would turn into a buttefly. Well she did turn into a butterfly and the king got very upset because his wife was gone. so he killed the butterfly and then she turned back into a woman except she wass dead.

the morale of the store is to not be a butterfly



how the camel got its hump
the camel started off as a horse. he was always going around the desert and he was always very thirsty because there was not water in the desert. one day he found a lake and he drank up the whole lake because he was very thirsty and it turned into a big lump on his back

you should always be very thirsty when you see a lake because something good might happen



the fox and the grapes
in africa one day there was a fox and a girraffe which is like a horse with a long neck. there was a tree and it had some grapes growing in it. The giraffe ate some grapes but the fox couldn't eat them so he called the girraffe names and ate dates instead.

dates are known around the wrold as being a lame fruit, don't be a fox and eat some grapes



i accidenraly the entire cheesel whee;. then i Went og no to the terrible mistrinsuth

" I accidentaly the entire cheese wheel. Then I went oh no to the terrible monstrosity

There was once a man named Tom who went to the market. He bought a melon. The melon went bad. Tom then killed EVERYBODY. The end. Oh wait, he also nuked Iran and pissed off some muslims out somewhere, who kill everyone else. The end.

"2OLLUX"
ahahah forget yes.



:33 * a kitty cat neppeta come out her laundry basket& hello!
D 00 _ *a strong guy takes out his.. big ass sword and chops off the kittys head*
:33  * the cat is too fast, forgetnut! she swipes off the strong guy's head in one swwift motion*
D -- L> *the stsseonf fuy ia killws, pooa! lol, thia ia dun*
:222 ike!
D --> will you mKW AQWWR AREONF LOCW QIRH MW
:22..
:22. Mybw romoeeoq


the last few lines were supposed to be
 D --> *the strong guy is killed, oops! lol this is fun*
:33 > ikr!
D --> will you make strong love to me
:33 ...
:33 maybe tomorrow
« Last Edit: May 29, 2011, 11:33:58 PM by Jetlok »

The Magical Puffyshirt Soufflé
By Man 2

Once upon a time, a baker sat in his boulangerie, making delicious pastries for the world to enjoy. One day he made a soufflé, and it was MAGICAL. It ate the baker.

End

SO a man named cat once sais "Hello mitster depro" and I was like what and he was like hello and I was like what and he wasl ike okay and i was like lets have a dog and he was like okay and I was like ono and he was like oyes and i was likw wateb and he as like lets go south nd i was like ew and he was like dat ass

loving national socialists

one upon a time in 19456 there were a bunch of national socialists and stuff tryign to take ofvetr the awrld so forgetign lioke this erusiian duede tried to kill them and stuff with thsis buddies and he loving won it was so fuucking scooolk dude you shoulda been there bvrbro

Ones a pon a tiem
ONES A PON A TIEM THER WAS A GUI WHO CAND TYPE IN DARK CAUS HE WAS GAY! BUT THEN WHEN HE WASNT GEY HE SUCKSED SVAGINAS ALSO HE SUCKS snake AND VAGINA DNA BAND BOOBS BECAUSE HES LIKESD THEMSND AND DEN HE LIKED EVERYTHING AND THEN HE WON THE GAME ALSO I HAVE WON CAKE
THE END
Perfect story!
Also I misspelled on purpose

another one from earlier
Once upon a time, john freeman was talking to gordon freeman. Freemans are nice, thought john freeman. He loved to be a freeman and loved himself. Then Gordon freeman died and then john freeman went to go die too when mr. evil pants showed up and said LOL U NO GET MONEYS! and shot john in the mouth
John then decided it was time to jump off a cliff and then the final boss came and saved him and said your cool so i save you
the end
« Last Edit: May 30, 2011, 12:04:28 AM by Moriarty »