The stuffty Superpower game! v321798

[lord techno]

the noise it makes kills anyone in earshot.

The power to be a 360 noscope mlg supervideogame shreker

[Ad Bot]

[§am§on]

You would explode from generic-overload.

Ability to lock your drama threads.

[the hacker]

Every drama thread you lock is also pinned.

Ability to fire a laser pointer out of my fingertips.

[lord techno]

The laser cuts through anything it touches, meaning you could destroy the world with it in seconds.

The power of super intellect.

[MTrRxx]

The laser cuts through anything it touches, meaning you could destroy the world with it in seconds.

The power of super intellect.

Off topic: Actualy, the laser would be good. Because if you find an enemy level to you, you can destroy it. Instantly, unless the laser was going on forever that is, then its bad.
On topic: Your head is the size of a car.

The power for robots.

[lord techno]

your incapable of being human.

The power to turn into any animal i want

[ThatRandomGuy]

but once you turn into an animal you can't go back, Choose wisely...

The power to make apple pie

[Mr Queeba]

The apple pie tastes bad, although it does look perfect.
The power to build a LEGO set by just snapping my fingers once.

[lord techno]

your fingers turn into LEGOs. And they always fall apart

The power to become jesus christ.

[Zanaran2]

You completely forget that you get pinned to a cross by nails inside of your hands and feet some time later in your life. Dummy.

The power to make all pencils I use never go dull/break.

[Redconer]

Sadly enough, you become dull over time

[lord techno]

you didnt give a power, so ill take your place.

The power to become a tentacle monster, and rape all da hentai bitches.

[Car Selling Pyro]

all trash waifus

the power to magically pay all student loans

[lord techno]

all other bills in your life are boosted by 5000%

The ability to be buff

[lightbox]

Only in the thighs

Ability to command a rat army to do anything you want