BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

Last update for tonight because its 11 PM

Check to see if you're dreaming. If you aren't, alert everyone. If you are, bang lovey neutral conscience.

You try to bang Neutral Conscience in her sleep, but phase right through her imaginary figure. Damn it. You pinch yourself and realize you aren't dreaming, so you yell out a cry of alarm, instantly alerting THEM to your location.

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Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Neutral Conscience
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with SCAR(No Ammo)
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0%

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[Space1255]

Play Mass Destruction [P3 FES Version] and ask the mystery figures to Identify themselves. Prepare for combat.

[tber123]

Play Mass Destruction [P3 FES Version] and ask the mystery figures to Identify themselves. Prepare for combat.

"Identify yourselves!" You scream.

"We found the guy that nuked our home planet, brothers! ATTACK! You'll rue the day you destroyed Mars!" They respond.

You won't be taking any of that!

Protagonist lunges at Grey Alien 1 with a fire axe, hitting the head CHOPPING IT IN HALF!
Grey Alien 1 speaks these final words: "ayyyyyyyyy lmaaaoooooo......."
Grey Alien 1's weapon self destructs!
Imprisoned Flash Mober loads buckshot rounds into the M79(they exist) and fires it at Grey Alien 2, hitting the torso and face!
Grey Alien 2 speaks these final words: "Better dead than Human...."
Homeless Street Musician plays smooth jazz at Grey Alien 3!
Grey Alien 3 has never heard smooth jazz before. He desperately searches for the truth.
Prisoner swings at Grey Alien 4 but MISTAKENLY smacks Grey Alien 3 in the face, cracking it!
Grey Alien 3 whines loudly, voice crackling, and curls up into a ball.
Prisoner 2 fires the FN FAL at Grey Alien 3, but misses!
American Patriot pokes around blindly with his spear in the dark, accidentally stabbing Prisoner 1!
American Patriot 2 stabs Grey Alien 4 in the chest!
Grey Alien 4 yowls pitifully.
Metagamer Guard shoots at Little Green Man 1 with a generic pistol, hitting the leg!
The Gunslinger fires his .600 Nitro Express Revolver at Little Green Man 2, hitting the torso BLOWING IT APART!
Little Green Man 2 shatters into bloody chunks!
Grey Alien 2~4's and Little Green Man 2's weapons all self destruct!

Total Bloodlust gained: +15

Grey Alien 4 shrieks in pain.
Little Green Man 1 fires a raygun at American Patriot 2. Little Green Man 1 his the head CAUSING IT TO EXPLODE!
American Patriot 2 stands headless for a moment before going down like a sack of potatoes.
Little Green Man 3 fires a raygun at Neutral Conscience, hitting the chest and tearing an imaginary hole through it! Neutral Conscience fades away.
Little Green Man 4 aims a raygun and fires it at Prisoner 2, hitting the torso and melting a large hole in it!
Prisoner 2 cries out to mama one last time.
Patriotic Good Conscience stands on the sideline cheering you on!
Patriotic Neutral Conscience waves an imaginary American Flag at the alien invaders.

Total Bloodlust gained: +7

Grey Alien4(Majorly wounded) armed with ??????
Little Green Man 1(Lightly Wounded) armed with ??????
Little Green Man 3 armed with ??????
Little Green Man 4 armed with ??????

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

[The Resonte!]

take all the rayguns of the deceased aliens and shoot the aliens with them

then when the aliens are dead take all of the rayguns and arm your group with them

[tber123]

take all the rayguns of the deceased aliens and shoot the aliens with them

then when the aliens are dead take all of the rayguns and arm your group with them

Their guns just self destructed.

[XR-7]

Collect alien blood to test it for immortality.

[NotBomberguy]

Engage gravity suit mode (Walk on roof and walls, bullets have a chance of curving around you, or deflecting)

[The Resonte!]

Their guns just self destructed.

then steal the rayguns from the still-alive aliens and shoot them with their own guns

[tber123]

Engage gravity suit mode (Walk on roof and walls, bullets have a chance of curving around you, or deflecting)

ERROR: ANTI CHEAT HAS BEEN TRIGGERED. YOUR GRAVITY SUIT HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY AND THE GODS WILL CONTACT YOU SHORTLY.

A random god comes out of the sky and slaps you with a Banhammer set to "Slappers Only" mode. The sound of you being slapped can be heard for miles.

take all the rayguns of the deceased aliens and shoot the aliens with them

then when the aliens are dead take all of the rayguns and arm your group with them

Protagonist lunges at Little Green Man and grabs his Raygun
Little Green Man and Protagonist struggle with the gun!
The Plasma Pistol goes off, shooting into the air!
Little Green Man and Protagonist struggle with the gun once more!
The Plasma Pistol goes off AGAIN, shooting into the air and hitting a helicopter BLOWING IT OUT OF THE SKY!
Protagonist wrestles the Raygun from Little Green Man, pulls the trigger, and triggers the security system! An alarm sounds from the gun and it refuses to fire!

The Helicopter that just got shot out of the sky lands on the aliens, squishing them!

Collect alien blood to test it for immortality.

You collect an entire bucket of alien blood. There's gotta be a safe way to test it for immortality, right? Metagamer Guard approaches you.

"We should go to the remains of the Metagamer HQ and advance the plot in the morning, buddy."

Metagamer Guard goes back inside his tent to sleep. Maybe you should too?

Good Conscience(Badly wounded)
Patriotic Good Conscience
Patriotic Neutral Conscience
Imprisoned Flash Mober armed with M79
Homeless Street Musician armed with Saxophone
Prisoner armed with FN FAL
American Patriot armed with American Flag Spear
Metagamer Guard armed with Fourth Wall Awareness, generic Pistol
The Gunslinger armed with .600 Nitro Express Revolver
YOU are lightly wounded


12:00 MIDNIGHT

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN Security Locked TASER (4 cartridges left) GLOCK (0/17 rounds, 2 mags) FN MAG (100/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (30/30 rounds, 1 mag) BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (2/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER AA-12 SHOTGUN (12/20 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 0 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (6/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 2 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)

$850 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 22%

[NotBomberguy]

but that wasn't a cheat
I actually literally meant gravity suit mode
awwww :c

[The Resonte!]

ask one of your consciousnesses to touch and then taste the alien blood

[Swampivorous]

ask one of your consciousnesses to touch and then taste the alien blood

That's stupid.  "DURR WHY DON'T I TOUCH THIS SUPER MATERIAL OF MEGA RADATION HURR DURR"

no.

Praise all your sun bros to boost morality, before you nod in agreement to Meta's suggestion and then follow him.  Make sure the bucket is capped and covered tightly to reduce spillage.

[The Resonte!]

That's stupid.  "DURR WHY DON'T I TOUCH THIS SUPER MATERIAL OF MEGA RADATION HURR DURR"

no.

at least it's your consciousness and not a teammate

it's good to know what a bucket of evil alien death does

[Swampivorous]

at least it's your consciousness and not a teammate

it's good to know what a bucket of evil alien death does

Remember what Evil Conscience did?

loving hell no.  if you want to stick your richard in some alien blood, do that yourself.

in fact

OT: force Resonte to touch the alien blood with his richard.

[The Resonte!]

Remember what Evil Conscience did?

no i don't
what'd he do