BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[startacker]

type getachievement(); into the console

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[Space1255]

stuff on the ground.
also jesus loving christ

[tber123]

Since you know how to beat the game just beat it again and go into newgame++.

The first time around you went grocery shopping and saw Stalin get kicked out of hell. Maybe we'll need to kill both Stalin and Riddler again?

consult action hero guide

ACTION HERO TIP #427
Shooting people in the groin is forgetin awesome, dontyathink?

type getachievement(); into the console

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:This is an achivement

stuff on the ground.
also jesus loving christ

You take a dump on the ground. A nearby police officer sees you, however.

"Stop right there! You're under arrest!"

Police Officer 1(Concealable Body Armor) armed with Nightstick
Police Attack Dog(Body Armor) armed with TEETH
YOU are majorly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.


9:15 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds) HEAVY CANE TASER (0 cartridges left) GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags) FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags) MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag) Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags) Templar Sword + Knife Templar Armor BASEBALL BAT TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags) SWITCHBLADE FIRE AXE WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left) FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon KNIFE NIGHTSTICK JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD

OTHER ITEMS: INFECTED ORGANS METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT MOLDY CORN FLAKES ALIEN BLOOD DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE SKULLS x2 ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED) DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD) SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

[plad101]

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

[Legodude77]

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

[tber123]

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

Put your hands up and tell them that you have a groin infection that is causing you to stuff in public.

You stop and are arrested. Your wounds are treated and you are taken to court. The lawyer reads your charges.

"The Defendant is charged with one count of public defecation, one count of public nudity, one count of disturbing the peace, one count of loitering, and one count of suspected organ theft. What do you have to say in this matter?"

A - Use a court-appointed attorney.
B - Defend self against these charges!
C - Plead guilty.
D - Hire Ace Attorney Alene Palm for the cheap price of $5000!
E - Other:_____________________________ _____


9:15 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

[Legodude77]

C

[startacker]

Jinx it somehow

[tber123]

Jinx it somehow

C

You plead guilty and forget it up horribly.

"Very well, then. I sentence you to life in prison without parole. Dismissed." You are tossed into prison with your only cellmate being a mass-murdering redneck.

"What are you in here for?" Your cellmate asks you. "I bet ya pissed off the government real good."

How will you escape prison now?


10:30 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS:

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

[MTrRxx]

Begin getting enraged as your Unique Templar stuff is gone, Use the Jinxed effect to your side and destroy your way to your stuff.

Either that, or summon new Templar gear.

[tber123]

Begin getting enraged as your Unique Templar stuff is gone, Use the Jinxed effect to your side and destroy your way to your stuff.

Either that, or summon new Templar gear.

New Templar gear is summoned. Meanwhile, at the front of the prison, a bunch of men(and women) in Jeeps crash through the gates and open fire on the guards. You use your new Templar Short Blade to cut the bars of your cell and are confronted by the guards.

"Oi! You! Get back in yer cell!"

"Those damn Government boys won't stop us now!" Your cellmate screams as he whips out a toothbrush shank he was hiding under the bed. "C'mon now! Don't be scared!" He screams at you!

Prison Guard 1 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 2 armed with Pepper Spray, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 3 armed with Taser Shotgun, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 4 armed with Syringe, Stab Vest

Redneck Cellmate armed with Toothbrush Shank
YOU are perfectly healthy


10:30 AM.

ERRANDS
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: Templar Short Blade

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 90%(INSANE)
JINXED!

[MTrRxx]

Blast lightning at them. You have Templar stuff, so you can use your Magic. And also Cure yourself of being Jinxed using magic.

[tber123]

Blast lightning at them. You have Templar stuff, so you can use your Magic. And also Cure yourself of being Jinxed using magic.

wait what

I should have spent more than five seconds on the Assassins Creed Wiki.

[NotBomberguy]

Open console
>cureeffects = (1);
>cheats = (1);
>giveweapon : gravityhammer
>givearmor : gravity suit

[Rigel]

Vest only, yes?

CUT OFF THEIR KNEECAPS!