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CONTEXTBLOCKADE BLASTERS 2 is
yet another forum game that's vaguely like
The RNG Dungeon. You're one of the nerds in a group dedicated to destroying very literal obstacles blocking your way - barricades, roadblocks, maybe even walls! Gameplay isn't very complicated: usually you post what you want to attack with ("
I grab a sword and slash the wall!"), I roll to determine what happens ("
1, it bounces off and hits your face.")
ROLL CHEAT SHEETThese are the laws of physics the entire game is built upon - they determine what happens during your assault. Your attack can land as advertised, hit like a train at full speed or blow you sky-high, depending on how random.org feels today.
Let's for example say you want to shoot at the obstacle with a gun:
1. | OH CHRIST NO NO NO | - Your gun's bullets ricochet off and fly into your face instead. Something goes so wrong I need to flip a coin to ensure your survival. Heads, you live at the cost of health. Tails, RIP in pizza - details further below. |
2. | YOU DONE GOOFED | - Your gun explodes and sets you on fire. Your action backfires into your face, hurting you. |
3. | BLUE BALLS | - Your gun jams and refuses to fire. Your action simply doesn't happen, resulting in an awkward pause. |
4. | ACTION SUCCESS | - Your gun shoots the wall. Your attack behaves as advertised, doing decent damage. |
5. | PERFECT! +2000 | - Your gun empties itself into the wall. Your attack goes the extra mile, dealing even more damage and possibly doing something cool. |
6. | LITERALLY ON FIRE | - Your gun inexplicably morphs into a rocket, blasting off into the wall and exploding with you in tow. Your action goes horribly right. dealing heavy damage and either hurting or straight-up killing you depending on a coin flip. |
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The following roll isn't possible without a boost (details further below) |
7. | I'M NUCLEAAAAR | - Your gun suddenly detonates with the full force of a hydrogen bomb. This attack is so powerful it instantly kills you and badly hurts your friend in its wake! |
HEARTS AND KILLSYou very obviously aren't invulnerable - you start off with three hearts to your name, and lose them as you botch your rolls. The results will dictate in
an obvious maroon if your roll maimed you, and if that happens, you'll lose a heart.
Lose all three hearts, and
you're KO. Get a notably nasty 1 or 6, and you're
instantly KO! If that happens, you can either wait until someone revives you (details further below) or ask to be revived directly, in which case I'll flip a coin. Heads, you're back on your feet - tails, you're still down and have to try again.
HELPING HANDYou can opt to give someone a hand instead of attacking, which will enhance their roll by one! For example, if they roll a 2 you'll make it a 3 instead! It also heals one lost heart, or straight up revives them if they're dead. Just say "
I'll assist/help/heal [username]" or something along these lines, and BAM.
However, there's a catch: if they roll a 6, it'll result in a 7 instead - which will instakill them and cause you collateral damage, as described above.
KNOW YOUR ENEMYAs I've mentioned a few times, you'll be attacking various obstacles that will do their best to hinder you - sometimes by intimidating you, sometimes by launching bricks at you, some might even have a turret to attack back with! They will also have a rating attached to them, which tells you how dangerous they are and how long it'll take to topple them.
ROADBLOCK: 100.00%
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danger: low