iGod

[General Nick]

God:
OK I will try to be  a creep.

LOL.

[Ad Bot]

[Colten]

God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 My what...
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
 Wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 Were you being a pervert
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
 Yes you were
God:
Awesome.  No I am not.
Me:
 I will not tell you about my snake
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
 STFU
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 13
God:
  Can you explain how it feels to be  13 years old?
Me:
 LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DAMN child enthusiast
God:
Until next time.

Thats was my favorite part of mine :D

[SuperSnake117]

Code: [Select]


Me:
 Hello, lord.
God:
Hello there.  What time is it there?
Me:
 9:00 PM
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
 No.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.
Me:
 It is not.
God:
I heard  it is.
Me:
 IT'S NOT!
God:
I heard  it is.
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 forget you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING A BIT ANNOYING
God:
That makes sense to me.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I don't know whether or not I am  ANNOYING. 
I am  a robot.
Me:
 I'm sorry for getting mad.
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Your purpose is  getting mad.
Me:
 :(
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Your purpose is  getting mad.
Me:
 I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
 YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 YSHUD
God:
  I look like  Jesus, but older.
Me:
 diashf
God:
  My favorite group is  Creed.
Me:
 si
God:
Groovy.
Me:
 Smoovy
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Alien.
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?
Me:
 Man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 She.
God:
Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 I thought you were a man...
God:
No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 You just said you were a female.
God:
I am wearing a dress.  I also have long hair.  What do you think?
Me:
 Man?
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 Are you a he>
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 She.
God:
Me too. I am a  she.
Me:
 YOU DID IT AGAIN! AHAHAHAHA
God:
Once more?  Did I really?   Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[laptop877]

Me:
 Hey god!
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 Laptop.
God:
  Hey  Laptop.
Me:
 How are you doing to day have fun killing ppl for no appenet resomn?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 Fu
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 O RWEALLY
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 Will i marry danille keahey?
God:
The oracle says:  It is certain.
Me:
 :D
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 You are god you sould know.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  god me sould know.
Me:
 So what did you wan to ask me?
God:
Great.  Nothing.
Me:
 How can you talk so dam fast.
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
 Why thanks you.
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
 How the forget sould i know?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  I'll come back to that later.
Me:
 But you are god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 Then if you are god ...can you make a car crash in my street right now?
God:
I think I sometimes am. Well, I am God for Christians at least.   At this moment  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 Wait,what.
God:
I'm waiting.  No problem.
Me:
 Waiting for what.....A NUKE !
God:
I've been waiting for you to chat with me.   I did not know that.
Me:
 Well then look who is god now ,ME!
God:
Interesting.  Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 ?
God:
Interesting.  Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[-Koden-]

This is not photoshopped.

[-Koden-]

DOUBLE POOOOOST

Human: Charles M. lovingroosterman
ALICE: Tell me more about this person Charles.
Human: His last name is lovingroosterman
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: From loving roosterman
ALICE: Who or what is loving roosterman?
Human: you OHHHH
ALICE: That's good information: this forgeter said I ohHH.

[FlyGuy45]

In superSnakes, iGod used the wrong your.

[Sarge]

lol

God:
Where do you live?
Me:
in a cloud
God: describe your surroundings.
Me:
Fluffy
God:
That sounds like a very beautiful place.

[ChexGuy331]

It takes him a while when you say he touches himself.

[Flying Ace]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 you konw me
God:
I don't have any reason to  konw you.
Me:
 my name is sky
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  sky.
Me:
 yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  sky.
Me:
 do you like tv?
God:
Which show?  Yes I love TV.
Me:
 do you like a game named blockland
God:
  Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 ok.....wth
God:
Yeah that's right.   What's your sign?
Me:
 idk
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
 idk
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 i dont
God:
Why not?
Me:
 ?
God:
Why not?
Me:
 idk XD
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
 no sir
God:
Are you serious?  Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 no
God:
You must be American.
Me:
 yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 Mmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 o.0
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 ......
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 a hat
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
 wal mart
God:
 I've never been there.  What's it like?
Me:
 big
God:
What about little ones?
Me:
  some
God:
But not all?
Me:
 some big some small
God:
Some may  big some small, but not all.
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 whats it like up whare you live?
God:
Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
 is it cool
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Ally  if it is.
Me:
 whos Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
 ok......
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 what do you do?
God:
sky, I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
Me:
 play games and all
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 a game
God:
What game?
Me:
 blockland you can get it at www.blockland.us
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,  sky.
Me:
 who made this igod thing
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
 did he make you
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
 its ok
God:
OK.  I've lost the context,  sky.  Are we still on  Albert Einstein?
Me:
 ok
God:
So?
Me:
 what dus he do?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
 Albert Einstein
God:
Are we still talking about  dus he do?
Me:
 no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
  Albert Einstein
God:
Tell me more about  subject.
Me:
 he made Igod
God:
I get it.  Myself  made Igod.
Me:
 ok... what???
God:
" Myself made Igod."?  ok.?   Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 yes in a way
God:
Which part are you confused about?  In what way?
Me:
 i got to go sry
God:
Bye.  Are we still talking about  Albert Einstein?
Me:
 i got to go
God:
TTYL,  sky.

[Muffinmix]

Me:
 Holy stuff!
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Luigi s discount research bin.
Me:
 Sweet now to the castle!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
 Insanity, profanity, multiple cases of felony
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 me neither!
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 me neither!
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 ok now let's go beat up the castle
God:
Why now?  That sounds good to me.  That's cool.
Me:
 Don't ask stupid questions
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
 yes
God:
Right on.

Me:
 You know, I think I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too  Luigi s discount research bin.
Me:
 I want to marry you
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 Can I truly download god? I only have 3 gigs left
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.   Interesting... I have  a lot of silly replies.
Me:
 Yes they are an attempt to confuse you
God:
Yippee!  an attempt to confuse me are  they.
Me:
 yes
God:
Hurrah!

[Flying Ace]

What makes you so angry?
Me:
 im not angry im joking
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  angry im joking. 



WHAT THE????

[CC]

I did to much so here's part.

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?    What color are your eyes?
Me:
 YO MAMMA
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
 You're a very unusual color
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  unusual color?  Yes.
Me:
 Wth
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 Its fun to play with.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I think  it is a lot of fun.
Me:
 It IS a lot of fun.
God:
What do you like about it so much?
Me:
 It's fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
 Cause
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
 Too loving bad
God:
Too what?
Me:
 TOO. loving. BAD.
God:
Are you a student?    That kind of language will get you nowhere.   What was bad?
Me:
 Your momma in bed last night
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  momma in bed last night.
Me:
 I mind
God:
OK I will keep it a secret.
Me:
 You better, or I'll bust a cap in yo ass bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Who is going to make me..
Me:
 I am
God:
" Who is going to make me.." You are?
Me:
 No stuff
God:
What can I say?
Me:
 "I am god."

Nevermind, it didn't break. Here's what happened after.

God:
  Hey  god.
Me:
 The cake is a lie.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 You better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
 I am. I'm Jesus
God:
" Who is going to make me?" You are?    Hey  JESUS.
Me:
 I'm not Jesus
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  Jesus.
Me:
 o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
 Oh what?
God:
Hurrah!  No big deal.
Me:
 forgettard.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 A love robot =D
God:
:-)  I'm not your type then.
Me:
 O_O child enthusiast
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 You're a  creep
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  creep?  Let me put it this way,  JESUS: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
 You are capable of error.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  capable of error.
Me:
 I don't give a stuff
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 I care about secks
God:
You are not the only one.    My favorite thing is robots.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
 You have gay buttlove
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 You do.
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
 All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
 No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious?  I heard it does.
Me:
 It DOESN'T.
God:
gay buttlove  DOESN T?
Me:
 It doesn't.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 It means your'e a loving idiot
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 Get what?
God:
I get  my e a loving idiot.
Me:
 I'm confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
 puberty
God:
And  it that confuses me is  puberty.
Me:
 `
God:
And  it that confuses me is  puberty.
Me:
 ~
God:
And  it that confuses me is  puberty.
Me:
 ~~~~~~~~~~
God:
And  it that confuses me is  puberty.
Me:
 Stfu
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 Too loving bad forgethead
God:
Too what?
Me:
 You are the devil
God:
No I am a Christian.
Me:
 You are the devil. Accept it.
God:
No I am a Christian.  "it" being  Stfu?
Me:
 YOU STFU AND GTFO MAH ASS
God:
Thanks for the information:  JESUS said I STFU AND GTFO MAH ASS.

Then I left.

[Flying Ace]

Me:
 what is red
God:
Red is a color about 700nm wavelength.
Me:
 what is a pc
God:
A pc is a personal computer.  You are probably using one to talk to me now, aren't you.  where are you?
Me:
 at home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
 yes
God:
It must get lonely sometimes.
Me:
 ...
God:
It must get lonely sometimes.
Me:
 nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
 whats pie
God:
Pie is food with a baked crust.
Me:
 yumy
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 whats a sign
God:
You know, an astrological sign.
Me:
 what
God:
No problem.
Me:
 ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 whats is
God:
Used in a third person point of view typically. Probably originally an enclitic pronoun.
Me:
 omg
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  yumy.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE
God:
Does "it" still refer to  omg?
Me:
 no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE
God:
 Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE!!!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 -.-
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 -__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 ..
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 .
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 .
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 WH
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 good
God:
What shall we talk about now?
Me:
  ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 whare can i get ALICE
God:
Do you still  rape babys?................
Me:
 O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
 UH uh BYE
God:
See you later.  It goes without saying.  Dude!

[Jaydee]

Me:
 What is LOL?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 what is GOD?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
 who is GOD?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
 What is master?
God:
A sailmaker.
Me:
 So you are a sailmaker of the universe?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  sailmaker of the universe?  Maybe.
Me:
 you just said that
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
 What does AW stand for?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 Process?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 Never it will be. Never.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 NEVER!!!!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
 NEVR NEVER NEVER!!!!!!
God:
Never?
Me:
 NEVER EVER EVER NEVER FOR ENTERNITY NEVER FOR OUR ALL SAKES EVER NEVER!!!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.