Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 507629 times)

you get a vial full of cum

I insert my richard

it gets chopped off and you get the other half back

I insert a lighter

you get a red candle the machine used the lighter to light. how nice
oh no that's not a candle

i insert sulphur

You get sulphuric acid.
Not in a container though, it just sort of pours out on the ground in a caustic puddle.

I insert bacon.

You get more bacon strips.

I insert 10 Deutschmarks.

You get 9 Deutschmarks. Dang.
I insert bleach and ammonia.

I get toxic gas.
I insert a self-replying bump to stop this from dying.

I get another shameless bump.

You insert a tree.

I get another shameless bump.

You insert a tree.
you get oxygen

i pour mercury down the little slot

you get oxygen

i pour mercury down the little slot
You get a thermometer

I jam a Gamestop Game Informer magazine in the slot

you get liquified gaming in a bottle
i insert $500 in pennies

you get liquified gaming in a bottle
i insert $500 in pennies
you get back $500 usd in venezuelan bolivars

i insert a live hamster

a hamster ball falls out.

i put the hamster ball back in

you get a hamster up the ass

i insert name here